Totally Correct Dead Island

Incorrect Quotes and TFLN that definitely, completely, 100% happened.

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Among the many posts here, you'll find a multitude of tags...

Posts will be tagged with the game(s) the character(s) originate from:

#Dead Island

#Dead Island Riptide

#Escape Dead Island

#Dead Island 2

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Amy: I'm kind of crushing on someone, but I'm worried about telling you who it is, because you're not going to like it. Dani: Just rip the bandage off. Amy: It's Ryan. Dani: Put the bandage back on.

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Sam: Why would you give a knife to Jin?

Xian Mei: She said she felt unsafe!

Sam: Well now I feel unsafe!

Xian Mei:

Sam:

Xian Mei, reaching into her pocket: ...Do you want a knife?

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Bruno: I'm the smartest, wisest person in this group.

Jacob: Is your hand stuck in a vending machine?

Bruno: I paid for my Mars Bar, I'm getting my Mars Bar.

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"And the Oscar for most creative swearing goes to Jacob for 'Jesus bloody fucksticks'"

~ Michael

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Carla: Hey do you think I could fit fifteen marshmallows in my mouth?

Amy: You're a hazard to society.

Dani: And a coward. Do twenty!

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"I hate this place. I want to go to Build-a-Bear." ~ Dani

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Xian Mei: You look nice, I want to kiss you.

Logan: What?

Xian Mei: I said if you died I wouldn't miss you.

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Jacob: We're playing Scrabble. It's a nightmare.

Amy: Scrabble? Scrabble's great!

Jacob: Not when you're playing with Bruno, it's not. He puts words like "ephemeral" and I put "dog".

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Cliff: If I punch myself, and it hurts, am I strong or weak?

Jacob: Strong.

Logan: Weak.

Purna: An idiot is what you are.

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Jacob: Hey, how did your group on Banoi get out of these messes?

Sam: We didn't. We just made a bigger mess that cancelled out the first one.

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Ryan: Follow your dreams!

Jacob: I literally only have nightmares.

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Xian Mei: Do you have a self-care routine?

Purna: "Keep going bitch" said to myself in different accents.

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Sam: I feel fine. Purna: You were stabbed! Sam: I've been stabbed before. Purna: YOU DON'T BUILD UP AN IMMUNITY TO BEING STABBED!

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"I just wanted you all to know it's been a great honor being unhinged with you!" ~Carla

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Carla: I had a dream where I got arrested for tax evasion, which is pretty weird because I don't even pay taxes. Amy: That's the definition of tax evasion.

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Ryan: Why are you guys acting like this? Dani: Oh we're not acting. We really are like this.