the goose

TUMBLR INACTIVITY PROTEST IN: ~[10 DAYS]

[murderous-goose]

TUMBLR BLACKOUT ON JUNE 13TH & 14TH

DETAILS HERE

welp ig we're doing the pinned post thing now

i am the goose

the goose will use third person for fun on occaision, as well as plural first person

the goose's pronouns are: yes (she/they/he/it)

i'm pan/bisexual and genderfluid/pangender/transfem

pronouns.page:

All words and pronouns are mostly organized by preference, the closer to the top they are the more I prefer them. I am genderfluid…

i am the mastermind in a series of bread heists

i mind control a moose that drives a caboose through walls

the caboose runs on cherry juice

also i'm an ancient wizard (cursed to remain in this form for.... what, another 7 eons?)

i run the account for @goblins-after-dark (go follow it there be skits, bits, 'n' shit on the way)

art blog is @astrum-ultimum

side blogs/alternate characters (other than above): @hospital-official, @evil-hospital-official, @french-offical, @costco-employee-official, @breaking-news-offical, @ham-sandwich-attic-man-offical

tags i'll use are:

mad glubget — for shitposts, silly stuff, nonsense

goosepost — the goose speaking (in character, oft including lore)

lore yay — specifically including lore

io — ooc/human person speaking (changing to just omission of #goosepost)

breadpost — mention of bread theivery

bread — mention of any bread

bread yay — goose has obtained bread

whimsy/whimsy yay/whimsypost — whimsy (fantastical/historical) stuff

swords yay — related to historical/fantasy weapons

wizards yay — anthying about wizards specifically

pirates yay — pirates/piracy

caboose crew — related to the caboose, moose, cherry juice, and/or the activities that the goose has done with them

goose of the ppl — interacting with people

lgbtqia+ related tags — i will use A LOT of these on anything lgbtqia+ related

for all tags on this post, there is at least one other post with that tag, so you can just click on one to see all those posts

[goblins-after-dark]

Good Cop, _ad Cop

It's obvious, right?

[murderous-goose]

link got changed so i took down my original reblog

uh

forgot what the commentary was

[light-offical]

WIll you play matchmaker and set me up with someone?

@femboy-officiall

YES?? OF COURSE ILL PLAY MATCHMAKER!!

[femboy-officiall]

Yay! I'm Arcane, i'm 16, and I go by they/them and he/him!

I'm grenderfluid, trans and Panromantic!

[light-offical]

*cracks knuckles*

Okayy, let’s see here….

@walmart-job-certificate-offical @evilpineapple-offical @evil-neutral-offical @evil-moss-the-goober-offical @rocket-surgeon-offical @raventhecrispy-offical @radio-demon-offical @theforestoffical @ton-618-official @the-grim-reaper-offical @the-one-and-only-piper-offical @yuri-competition-offical @unholy-roman-empire-offical @ultimatedreamer-official @imightbeafaerie-official-offical @offical-fanartist-offical @officalverse-art-offical @onion-opinions-offical @playlist-offical @pipis-official @argon-offfical @argon-offical @singapore-offical @skyan-official @days-without-ai-ads-offical @definitely-ao3-offical @fox-offical @flibbertigibbet-offical @food-inspector-offical @god-the-offical @greggs-offical @grapefruit-offical @how-to-offical @holy-holy-batman-offical-batman @james-offical @keysmash-translator-offical @keysmash-offical @lightsabersandbluecookies @laciffo-satan @laciffo-natas @lightyagami-offical @colombia-official @coalition-of-the-goose @bacon-offical @normal-offical @murderous-goose @macandcheese-offical @the-color-orange-offical

FRIENDS AND MUTUALS!!

WE NEED TO FIND A SUITABLE SUITOR FOR MY NEW FRIEND ARCANE

SEARCH THE LAND FAR AND WIDE!! WE WILL ONLY ACCEPT THE BEST!!

GO!!

[murderous-goose]

@genderfluid-offical *raises eyebrows*

...?

[nicothespy]

oh tumblr staff definitely noticed the transphobe allegations and put the entire lgbtq+ in it LMAO

[murderous-goose]

COUGH COUGH

[mr-deep-downer]

[sailatina3]

[herecomesthementalmeltdown]

[threeninesfine]

The suburbs dream of violence. Asleep in their drowsy villas, sheltered by benevolent shopping malls, they wait patiently for the nightmares that will wake them into a more passionate world.

—J.G. Ballard, Kingdom Come

[pt90]

they FeeF us BeeF. so we 𝐁𝐔𝐁. their ᵇᵘʳᵇᵘʳᵇᵘʳ

[murderous-goose]

Hello fellow goose

@goose-offical

why hello there

have you bread to offer me?

[leighlew3]

ALL. OF. THIS.

[redstonedust]

unexpected benefit of having to use a vpn is sometimes i get ads that are entirely in french, which makes it like 200% easier to ignore them. cant advertise to me if i dont understand a word of it. life hacks.

[murderous-goose]

trust me, as someone who speaks french almost fluently, accidentally learning french would be both impressive and a fate i wouldn't wish upon my worst enemy

[sillyyyyyyyyyyyy]

space pride flags!!!

all images are from nasa

[satan-offical]

favorite year you were born in?

I was a big fan of the year 0

[dumb-but-happy-chaldeas]

Was?

[satan-offical]

Jesus came

[shitpost-centeral]

Do you know when the second coming will be

[satan-offical]

Tomorrow

[murderous-goose]

when @ham-sandwich-consumer-offical sees that it took jesus 2,026 years to come she's gonna have a field day

( /pun )

[zazzedcoffee]

Horsie

🌱🌱🌱🌱🌱🌱🌱🌱🌱🌱🌱

🌱🌱🌱🌱🌱🌱🌱🌱🌱🌱🌱

🌱🌱🌱🌱🌱🌱🌱🌱🌱🌱🌱

🌱🌱🌱🌱🌱🌱🌱🌱🌱🌱🌱

🌱🌱🌱🌱🌱🐎🌱🌱🌱🌱🌱

🌱🌱🌱🌱🌱🌱🌱🌱🌱🌱🌱

🌱🌱🌱🌱🌱🌱🌱🌱🌱🌱🌱

🌱🌱🌱🌱🌱🌱🌱🌱🌱🌱🌱

🌱🌱🌱🌱🌱🌱🌱🌱🌱🌱🌱

Remaining time: 17040 days 1 hour

[hemoanemic]

it. it ends in 50 years…..horse is fucking eternal

[lthsm]

Let’s keep the post circulating for 50 years it’ll be great when we’re all in the old folks home

[zingring]

It's possible I'll have to leave this post in my will to my children.

[the-haiku-bot]

It’s possible I’ll

have to leave this post in my

will to my children.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[i-say-ok]

ok.

[murderous-goose]

horsie.

[negativefeedback-teen]

👏🏾Education 👏🏾is 👏🏾a 👏🏾right,👏🏾 not👏🏾 a👏🏾 service 👏🏾

Pass along and use the shit out of them

[zwoelffarben]

No one should own knowledge, and the pursuit of knowledge should be guarenteed.

[petrichormeraki]

👏👏 NO ONE SHOULD OWN KNOWLEDGE AND THE PURSUIT OF KNOWLEDGE SHOULD BE GUARANTEED 👏👏

[shadowkat678]

!!!!!

[i-say-ok]

OK!!

[elfsightings]

Elves use illusions to distort reality...

[murderous-goose]

damnit they found jimmy

[beetlegarden]

we are not born to die!! what are you talking about!! do you think a book begins just to finish? do you think a song opens with a beautiful chord just for it to end? you don’t read the book to finish it, you read the book to eat up the excitement and the emotions it evokes!! to learn and to digest and to fall in love and be heartbroken!! you listen to the song to dance and dance and sing your throat raw!!! to cry and smile and swell with the harmonies!! yes, we are born with the inevitable fate of death, we are mortal after all, but that is merely the finale of the play!! the final act, the closing of the curtains - we are not born to take a bow and exit stage left!! we are born to love and be joyous and yell and move and learn and cry and feelfeelfeel!!!  we are not born to die, silly, we’re born to live!!!

[astronomical-bagel]

This is so violently hopeful and uplifting everyone needs to see it

[hkthatgffan]

Can you believe Journal 3 will turn a decade old this Summer?

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

It’s how old???

[murderous-goose]

i—

its fucking what

[thegameoflovemindberries]

TAG GAME ❗️❗️❗️

Mine

....I don't mind

I'll tag @rasin-c00ldude @bonnie181987 @latinumenthusiast @bubonichronic @hugoreyeswife @pepsicanzonthefloor @elliotmustd1e @fuckin8alien @frerardisreal666 @goatcutter @rowenrefugee @psycocilybe @enora-elk-kirkton @vierraz @whotfisflight and anyone else who want

[jakejavu-offical]

Option 1: including OCs

Ew. This is a bug (a 2ft tall one at that 😬). Plus I'm a het guy.

Option 2: not including OCs

SON OF A FU- /ref

So yeah. Puma from the Lion King. Another guy, another animal, another shortass (/aff). No thanks.

@s incoming

@ajithink @echothevessel @grandexcessivecoremode @ihavenocluewhatiwanttobecalled @ipaddres @jaithink @unnamed-fusion + open @s

[echothevessel]

can I like… not…

im too aroace for this shit

(/pos)

[sleepy-echo19]

its madeline celeste winning at life

[sleepy-echo19]

oh wait tags

@tanyindrawsandgames @andro-m3da @mantis-sisters-of-battle @lionacuty @floohy @partialpablo

[partialpablo]

Huh. Guess I have a garden now. Neat.

@actualmastergrimm @apothecaryofdigitalis @zora-thesidecharacter @diverdrivedown @duckofmisfortuneoffical @grandexcessivecoremode

And anyone else who wants to join in.

[duckofmisfortuneoffical]

Fuck yesss open tags

[thestormwielder]

this is what i get for downloading images beforehand

open tags + @auxins-insanities

[auxins-insanities]

i guess i’m in a polyamorous relationship now

@2ofspadesssss @spacedout925 @helixmoment + open tags

[spacedout925]

was about to say i was in a relationship with myself (thats my sona) until i realized ten 17776 was there (how did i not notice her bruh)

so

hell yeah my beautiful ten i am very pleased with this

This art by the amazing @yzeebzics btw :DDDD

so uhh them and uh @mercymermaid as well if you'd like? and open tags

[mercymermaid]

kill me now i guess? i get karnak but i get my choice of twinknak vs oldnak.. guess we're doing oldnak? he'd probably spend our marriage hinting ominously at my death (a kindness compared to outright saying it) and lamenting about old man pains. also he's canonically dead so i'd be marrying a broken animatronic. okay then

@mysticalgiraffe @itskandykane @ogshtinker (tragic if it's not mike) @polswiss @helio-ii @gggggravel (and @yzeebzics again) !!!!! sorry if i forgot you i have a lot of moots on this hellsite.,,.,..,,

[gggggravel]

LMAO JACKPOT I GOT GRACE

@m0m3ntary47 @dougiedc3 YOUR TURN

[m0m3ntary47]

WOO MAMA LIFE IS TURNING UP I GUESS😭

literally who do i even tag lets see uhhhhhhhhhh @hcat15 @twotime86 I CHOSE YOU GO GO GO

[ashhcat15]

ERM ...

GUYS 😭 I'M NORMAL I SWEAR @mercywashere

Plz don't come for me

Anyways I tag @nyxorni67 @cuphead030 @insufferablewhore @csepelcurry @yourlocalavian

@justzenn17 @jesse-the-star @turtlefirefly @brightgoat @burtrubber

[turtlefirefly]

YAY I LOVE HENCHMAN

@maxtheweirdo1812 @cups-terr @unstableautonomy @peachykipp @drunkendicez

[shidraoftheworldpillar]

Ok. I'm fine with this honestly

@randalcandal @confusedeldritch @alex-the-bard @lesmond-sycamore @aurorazepic

[confusedeldritch]

Perfect, no notes.

@macawthestarwing @captaincreative @swolfcantdraw

[macawthestarwing]

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

@stargazin-on-mars @poyoyaki @freezedom @gamegem92

[freezedom]

I mean, it's alright like (/ref)

@pantaloons152 @juice-ity @emmmochi @smal5504 @makithewizard @that-theaterkid @exams-will-make-me-cry @easterartist @mist-the-husky-mix and open tags cuz I kinda forgot blog names.....

[makithewizard]

Thanks for the tag Freeze ^^

I would rather be with Fold, but she's fine as well. Poor silly is so traumatized (and I guess she's about to ragequit uno lol)

Tagging: @eventide-paradox @izafetess @slipperychip @viennflowerclass @adeafad @jakejavu-offical @lilatheglitchybunny @hardal201 @haruhikiomori @invader-rewa @insightfulillustrator @tarrblariathemess @nabitodexart @vermillion20064 @f-mariaa @stellaghost @milk-teaz-room @screwzara @pegz-and-rexy-offical @pers0n1ch @i-am-trashyy @matveytale @mraltruist @axelworlddw @character-director + open tags :3

[milk-teaz-room]

It's my sister's OC I simp over [this is made by my sis and She helped me with the redesign for my Sona]

Kiss<3

[gerydabirb]

My wife, well her main persona (excluding myself because that’ll be selfcest)

@sentient-car-hell @fuckingmonsterjammed @strawberryhiii @temmie-temmie @skillfullymoltenbehemoth @omoksii @birchbuck @vinylv1 @dragonkilatness @sc3lla-sys @starcod3-unavailabl3 @mangomi16

[vinylv1]

Looks like Kitty’s my wife now (HELL YESSS)

Ribbit’s gonna be jealous xD

@bamthebatmobile @blairefrances @haileycakesworld @sentient-car-hell @pami-the-bunterfly07 @jozieyobun

[pami-the-bunterfly07]

MY LOVLEY SILLY HUSBAND :3 (also why is Moxxie here so I guess that counts as my second husband)

@kathrine-khoward-05ismerp @stardxstsleep @elderwoodz @cherry-cake-cat @galaxywolfcomet @lunathetunaaa @lunawolf012306 @i-am-trashyy @frogshroomsarentadrug-official @khrystenapofficial @dazzle-expandism @rainbowsh-writer-and-artist @sleepi-toasti @glitched-across-aus @torrentialchaos @kezibun @xxxlawrencexxx @m30wm30wm3ow @manekimeli @zizzythehedgehog @zchannel @sillllaaaaayyyyyyyy @sillstarszz @chairsqueue35 @fritopha @herwonderlandfirefreakingevil @holorform2009 @hopethesillyheartwitch @lustfuldemonlady @b-does-arts @megamanzerov20 @k1r4pico-d0t-ex3 @crystalline-loptous @sakiohappychan @algebraicspaniel @mallymaniacs

[torrentialchaos]

keyes from date everything :D

open tags

[the-here-guy]

Yay, I have a protector for me now!

@bella12cat @monochromeinfinite @redfur-the-cat @chitzdoodles @bugster292 @sillyfella2019 @sugrrblade11 @fahim-adha @redacted334 @red-the-spider @scaverave @ooooosilverrr

[chitzdoodles]

screams and giggles

photo is from @sprout-seedly-the-2nd WHAT were you thinking bro😭

open tags :P

[despair-dot-exe-0u0]

hmmm lemme see-

Well damn-

(oc by @inkware612 btw)

Damn, already married to him, but ill marry him again >:]

@inkware612 @moonkidxd @janas0311

[inkware614]

SECOND MARRIAGE-

This guy's already in a relationship- I don't want to be a homewrecker 😭

@nico-flo @the-here-guy @thedamsolangelofan @dextersnumberone-fan @carl-summers

[nico-flo]

still lily rabe i see😛😛😛

@messengerboyy +open tags

[skate-sicsadwrld]

This vocoloid ig but testosterone so yayyyyyy

@satan-offical @amajiki-nervous-suneater @trout-offical @rararamarart @sp1ritb0x

[trout-offical]

Dude give me summa that

...okay.

@janas0311 @trout-child-2 @trout-child-3

[trout-child-3]

(technically not the last picture, but theyre all of her so i just found a nice one :3)

(its the character may from the game missed messages btw, rly good game just make sure to look at the trigger warnings and stuff before playing)

open tags!

[murderingforafriend]

an oc of mine!! not bad tbh but he's based off of a friend who i would not want to date (no offense to them tho they're destined for greater things like dating another of my friends)

@cloudsdescending @murderous-goose @whispersinthetide + open tags :3

[murderous-goose]

...

i dont need to—

like theres no explanation needed

i mean—

moving on

@ham-sandwich-consumer-offical @sirsamueloflydia @incognitostunner @pansexual-frog-offical + any other moots i forgot to tag