DEADPOOL VS WOLVERINE 2024, dir. Shawn Levy

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DEADPOOL VS WOLVERINE 2024, dir. Shawn Levy
Peter: ...would the people I fight be considered furries? At least a few of them?
Wade: I think you got your own fursona, you little eight legged marshmallow
Thinking about how Wade calling himself Marvel Jesus he is now a Peter P.’s (Peterpool) MJ
Logan: I'm tired of the reruns, bub. You need some new material
Wade: Hard to do when everything’s getting cancelled faster than Trudeau when they found out he did black face
Wade, upon seeing Blake Lively as Lady Deadpool: Now that brings in a whole new level of selfcest
Happy Ketchup and Mustard Deadpool and Wolverine Day!
Wade: Gatekeep, girlboss, and what's the other one again?
Logan: There isn't another one. You're crazy.
Wade: Well thanks for that update, I’ll make sure I tell the voices in my head you think we’re crazy.
Logan: I will stab you
Wade: Oh! Good, I like it rough. Really feel like filling holes that weren’t there before.
Logan: I don’t know why I bother talking to you.
Wade: where else would you get the specific release that comes with sticking things inside me?
“Whatever they did to me made me totally indestructible... and completely unfuckable.”
kaitlin's 100 favorite fictional muses — 78/100: Wade Wilson / Deadpool
I cannot believe I never posted this spread of my otp on tumblr... wtf....
Spideypool minicomic, I guess?
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“Someone forgot to lube up Saturday and Sunday because this weekend has been rough.”
Wade out of context is randomly dirty.
But let's think about it in the context of the Itsy Bitsy arc.
Wade stops killing because of Peter, and the change is so powerful that it's mirrored in his appearance. His wife leaves him because of it, but that's okay because he still has Peter.
But when Peter decides to kill Itsy Bitsy, and THREATENS ELLIE (to drive Wade away), Wade responds by taking the burden for himself.
His self-image takes a major dive, and his scars return. When Peter sees this, he's pitiful and apologetic, so Wade comforts him. Peter responds with a bid for vulnerability, but Wade has been burnt by Peter and pushes him away with a dirty joke.
So, Wade in context is a compassionate, self-sacrificing (sexy), kicked puppy.
Please Wade, fill up his hole figuratively and literally. With LOVE, preferably. They're are a number of problems with the booze method.
We got some SpideyPool matching icons now, buddy bois.
Wade: You know, I have had all my limbs I’ve lost merge into one cluster fuck. I don’t think anyone wants the actual chance of getting pegged by that.
Peter: WHAT DOES THAT MEAN
Wade: Do you not know??
Wade: This whack job lady collected my severed limbs until she had all the pieces to Frankenstein my ass. I’m so glad she didn’t have a mini me if you get what I’m saying-
Peter: that’s *horrifying*
Wade: You know what? I don’t like the idea of a random stranger touching even a severed dick of mine.
Peter: GOOD. THATS WHERE THE BAR SHOULD BE
Wade: ooooh, someone wants me and all my manly bits to himself, huh? 😏
Peter: shut upppp. Maybe a stranger can keep your mouth.
Wade: Do you ever wonder what you would look like instead of Spider-Man you looked like Man-Spider?
Peter: Perish the thought.
Wade: Imagine being extremely hairy with eight eyes. Webbing actually coming from you b-
Wade: or would you cum webbing???
Peter: I think it’d be kind of interesting to cum webbing??? But I couldn’t do it in anyone that’s be a mess
Wade: imagine having to get off every time you want to web up a villain-
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