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Daredevil, about Spiderman: Apparently we’re getting someone new in the group.

Deadpool: Are we stealing them?

Y/N: New or used?

Daredevil: Wonderful responses, both of you.

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Deadpool about Venom and Eddie Brock: Actually, I would encourage them to have more children.

Daredevil: What

Spider-man: Why would you do that?!

Deadpool: 'cause I'm such a controversial figure.

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Wade introducing Logan to his friends for the first time

Wade: Sorry we're late. I had to wait on my boyfriend to finish eating breakfast. We had dinner last night and breakfast this morning. What were we doing in between? Sex stuff.

Logan: You guys know Wade really well so I don't have to apologize for his behavior, right?

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Wade and Laura and Yukio: *spinning Dogpool around in circles* Spin the dog! Spin the dog! Spin the dog!

Dogpool: *slides to a stop, facing a bored Logan on an armchair with a cigar and reading the newspaper*

Wade: *picks her up and waves her little paw at Logan* Hey Logi, have you ever kissed a dog before?

Logan: *pulls down newspaper to glare at them* I’m not gonna answer that.

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Peter: ...would the people I fight be considered furries? At least a few of them?

Wade: I think you got your own fursona, you little eight legged marshmallow

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Logan: why is there a bite mark in this box???

Wade: uh it was probably dogpool..

Logan: wade, these are human teeth marks, did you bite the cardboard box????

Wade: ...no?

Logan: WHY THE FUCK DID YOU TAKE A BITE OUT OF THE CARDBOARD BOX?

Wade: IT LOOKED TASTY!!!

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Wade: I had to hymen-lick someone today.

Peter: that’s definitely not how you say it

Wade: I’m pretty sure it is Peter.

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