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Quotes the Disney Princesses have actually said *Pedophiles, people who write smut about kids, and incest shippers, do not interact*

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Mulan: “Sh*t!”

Aurora: “Dear, you might watch your language.”

Mulan: “I was. You should hear my thoughts.” 

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Elsa: "Sweetheart, I would love to be wrong, I just don’t live with the right people for that.“

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Elsa: "You fight like my sister!“

Aurora: "I’ve fought your sister. That’s a compliment!” 

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Moana:

 "Why is Rapunzel wearing a cow suit?“

Rapunzel:

 "I’m not Rapunzel! I’m a REAL cow! Moo!”

Jasmine:

 "My world is crumbling around me.“

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“I'd rather be loved deeply than liked widely."

I don't think a Disney princess has said that, but she could.

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Merida: “You’re such a push over, you would not hold up well under torture”

Snow White: “And you would?”

Merida: “I did!” 

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Mulan: “Later I’ll tell you about the time I stabbed the cop”

Aurora: “Mulan”

Mulan: “WHAT HE STABBED ME FIRST!!!”

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Mulan: I think it's time.

Belle: Time for what?

Mulan: For Vanellope to say "fuck"

Belle: No! Absolutely not!

Vanellope, nearby: FUCK!

Belle: VANELLOPE, NO!

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Mulan: Hey Pocahontas, did you know that “thot” means “thoughtful person”?

Pocahontas: Really? I didn’t know this slang

*Few minutes later*

Pocahontas: Thanks so much for helping me, Tiana. You’re such a thot!

Tiana, wheezing: I’m a WHAT?

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Merida: *Bursts into room*

Moana: What the fu--

Merida: It's called sand because it's between the sea and land!

Moama:

Moana: Sea and--oh my God.

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Ariel: We’re out of cereal water

Cinderella: We’re out of what now?

Ariel: Cereal water :(

Mulan: Milk. She's talking about fucking milk

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Pocahontas: What are men to rocks and mountains?

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This is kinda weird. The activity bar never displayed it like this before

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Rapunzel: I had a crush on someone once and I didn’t know how to handle it, so I filled their car with heart confetti

Elsa: Wow

Anna: That’s so funny! Once I went to my car and I found it filled with heart-shaped confetti

Rapunzel: How fun! I have to go water my dog now

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Anna: You can't put a price on love!

Merida: Yes you can, it's $20

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Moana: *Is choking*

Ariel: Help!! I'm trying to call 911 but the 9 button isn't working!

Vanellope: Turn the phone upside-down and use the 6!

Ariel: Oh, that's genius! Thank you!

Moana: *Stops choking momentarily* What the he--

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Anna, holding a pot: You've heard of elf on a shelf, right? wELL GET READY FOR THOT IN A POT *Throws the pot onto the floor*

Elsa:

Elsa: Well, get ready for bitch in a ditch

Anna: *Runs away as Elsa chases and yells at her*