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Mulan: “Sh*t!”

Aurora: “Dear, you might watch your language.”

Mulan: “I was. You should hear my thoughts.”

#Mulan #Aurora #Sleeping Beauty #Source: Forest Born #Disney Princesses #incorrect quotes #submission

Elsa: "Sweetheart, I would love to be wrong, I just don’t live with the right people for that.“

#Elsa #Frozen #Source: Submitter #Disney Princesses #incorrect quotes #submission

Elsa: "You fight like my sister!“

Aurora: "I’ve fought your sister. That’s a compliment!”

#Elsa #Frozen #Aurora #Sleeping Beauty #Source: The Road to El Dorado #Disney Princesses #incorrect quotes #Mod note: OP spelled the first name as ''Ella'' but I assume they meant Elsa #submission

Moana:

"Why is Rapunzel wearing a cow suit?“

Rapunzel:

"I’m not Rapunzel! I’m a REAL cow! Moo!”

Jasmine:

"My world is crumbling around me.“

#Moana #Rapunzel #Tangled #Jasmine #Aladdin #Source: Bones #Disney Princesses #Incorrect quotes #submission

“I'd rather be loved deeply than liked widely."

I don't think a Disney princess has said that, but she could.

#disney princesses #incorrect quotes #Oof yeah #submission

Merida: “You’re such a push over, you would not hold up well under torture”

Snow White: “And you would?”

Merida: “I did!”

#Merida #Snow White #Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs #Source: Friends #Disney Princesses #Incorrect quotes #submission

Mulan: “Later I’ll tell you about the time I stabbed the cop”

Aurora: “Mulan”

Mulan: “WHAT HE STABBED ME FIRST!!!”

#Mulan #Aurora #Sleeping Beauty #Source: Friends #Disney Princesses #Incorrect quotes #submission

Mulan: I think it's time.

Belle: Time for what?

Mulan: For Vanellope to say "fuck"

Belle: No! Absolutely not!

Vanellope, nearby: FUCK!

Belle: VANELLOPE, NO!

#Vanellope #Vanellope Von Schweetz #Mulan #Belle #Beauty and the Beast #Original idea #Disney Princesses #incorrect quotes #Mod L

Mulan: Hey Pocahontas, did you know that “thot” means “thoughtful person”?

Pocahontas: Really? I didn’t know this slang

*Few minutes later*

Pocahontas: Thanks so much for helping me, Tiana. You’re such a thot!

Tiana, wheezing: I’m a WHAT?

#Pocahontas #Mulan #Tiana #Princess and the Frog #Source: ???#Disney Princesses #Incorrect quotes #Mod L

Merida: *Bursts into room*

Moana: What the fu--

Merida: It's called sand because it's between the sea and land!

Moama:

Moana: Sea and--oh my God.

#Moana #Merida #Brave #Source: Tik Tok #Disney Princesses #incorrect quotes #Mod L

Ariel: We’re out of cereal water

Cinderella: We’re out of what now?

Ariel: Cereal water :(

Mulan: Milk. She's talking about fucking milk

#ariel #the little mermaid #cinderella #mulan #source: ???#disney princesses #Mod L #incorrect quotes

Pocahontas: What are men to rocks and mountains?

#Pocahontas #source: pride and prejudice #submission #Disney Princesses #incorrect quotes

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#Not a quote #Mod L

Rapunzel: I had a crush on someone once and I didn’t know how to handle it, so I filled their car with heart confetti

Elsa: Wow

Anna: That’s so funny! Once I went to my car and I found it filled with heart-shaped confetti

Rapunzel: How fun! I have to go water my dog now

#Anna #Rapunzel #Elsa #Frozen #Tangled #Source: ??? (Found it via @incorrectstrkid on Twitter)#Disney Princesses #incorrect quotes #Mod L

Anna: You can't put a price on love!

Merida: Yes you can, it's $20

#Anna #Merida #Frozen #Brave #Pixar #disney princesses #source: bob's burgers #Mod A #incorrect quotes

Moana: *Is choking*

Ariel: Help!! I'm trying to call 911 but the 9 button isn't working!

Vanellope: Turn the phone upside-down and use the 6!

Ariel: Oh, that's genius! Thank you!

Moana: *Stops choking momentarily* What the he--

#Moana #Ariel #The Little Mermaid #Vanellope #Vanellope Von Schweetz #Wreck It Ralph #Wreck It Ralph 2 #Source: ???#Disney Princesses #Incorrect quotes #Mod L

Anna, holding a pot: You've heard of elf on a shelf, right? wELL GET READY FOR THOT IN A POT *Throws the pot onto the floor*

Elsa:

Elsa: Well, get ready for bitch in a ditch

Anna: *Runs away as Elsa chases and yells at her*

#Anna #Elsa #Frozen #Source: Tik Tok #Disney Princesses #Incorrect quotes #Mod L

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