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Bakugou: Are any of you imbeciles good at jumping up and down and making annoying noises?

Kirishima:

Sero:

Denki: My time has come

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Azula: How come whenever I have fun, it's considered wrong

Zuko: BECAUSE WHEN YOU HAVE FUN, IT USUALLY INVOLVES PEOPLE DYING

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Bakugou: I hate you

Mina: Well, according to this picture I drew of us holding hands, that is untrue

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Gojo: Have you seen Itadori-kun?

Megumi: He is hiding in the vents

Gojo: Why?

Megumi: The dumbass accidentally ate Kugisaki's ice-cream and now he thinks she is still trying to kill him even though she stopped like, an hour ago

Yuji: She's not done, she is just waiting

Nobara: The fool thinks he is safe in the vents but he is not

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fushikugi academic rivals. think about it.

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Bonus points if Megumi is oblivious/unfazed about the rivalry while Nobara is just about the opposite

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nobara: everybody says i’m the mature one in this rivalry 😌✨

megumi: what rivalry..?

nobara:

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YES, I like how you think 🤍 Someone write a fanfic about this, please

Also —

megumi, seeing her struggle with something: do you need help?

nobara: ...help? *eyebrow twitches* From my rival of all people?

megumi: Sorry, your what?

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fushikugi academic rivals. think about it.

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Bonus points if Megumi is oblivious/unfazed about the rivalry while Nobara is just about the opposite

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Mina: Don't come over tonight

Hagakure: Why not?

Mina: Bakugou has been passive-aggressively doing the dishes he asked me to do six hours ago.

Hagakure: ...

Hagakure: Let me know when it's safe again, good luck

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Aizawa: Right, who do we know has handcuffs?

Kaminari: Well Kyoka and I-

*Jiro glares at Kaminari*

Kaminari: Wouldn’t know.

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Stefan: We're brothers.

Damon: You know, if you take out an r it becomes 'bother' and I really relate to that.

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Aizawa: *on the phone* Just snap his kneecaps and he’ll talk, I’m at a parent teacher conference.

Teacher: ...

Aizawa: So, you said Eri is enjoying finger painting.

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Sakura, head in her hands: I had to fall in love with a fugitive...

Ino: Hey, Forehead, it could have been worse. You could have fallen for an idiot, like Hinata-chan did.

Naruto: Yeah! ...Who's the idiot? Is he taller than me?

Shikamaru (mutters): Case in point.

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Todoroki: As Katsuki's friend–

Bakugou: WE ARE NOT FRIENDS

Todoroki: As Katsuki's friend

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Kidnapper: We have Erza Scarlet

Gray: Actually, she has you

Lucy: Good luck!

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Sokka: Don't hate me cause I'm beautiful

Toph: I pity you because you are dumb

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*while discussing plans*

Naruto: I’m done being careful

Sakura: You think you’ve been careful up till now?

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Kirishima: Dammit, I can't find Bakugou anywhere

Kaminari: Let me try

Kaminari, shouts out to the crowd: ASHIDO MINA IS SINGLE

Bakugou, appearing: THE HELL SHE IS

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Todoroki: [carrying Momo bridal-style while talking calmly with her]

Bakugou: [sprints past while carrying Mina over his shoulder like a sack of potatoes; they’re both screaming]