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ELTON JOHN???

no one:

2D at 3 AM:

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murdoc: thanks for always giving me good advice, even if i don’t always use it

russel: actually you never use it

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murdoc: hey russ, do you think i can get this egg into that jar without it cracking?

russel: no

murdoc: *throws the egg at 2d’s head*

murdoc: i guess you were right

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murdoc: f is for friends who do stuff without you murdoc: u is for uninvited murdoc: c is for clinging to hope that you won't keep getting forgotten murdoc: k is for krispy kreme yum noodle: well that is not how i thought that would play out

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ace: one time i had a crush on someone but i didn’t know how to handle it so i just filled his whole car with heart-shaped confetti

2d: that’s actually really funny, one time i went to my car and i found it just full of heart-shaped confetti

ace: *panicking* oh you’re right that is funny! well i have to go water noodle’s cat now, BYE 2D—

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2d, texting: height is a choice

the gc IMMEDIATELY: *murdoc is typing…*

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murdoc: if you have 10 cookies and i ask for 5, how many will you have?

noodle: 0

murdoc: this is basic math, it’s not even that hard

noodle: i would give everything to you because i love you

murdoc: *holding back tears* gross, absolutely disgusting. get out of my sight

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2d: dead leafs? that’s called yard salad now. and it’s the new food trend

murdoc: leaves*

2d: where are you going

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murdoc: jelly fish just do their own fuckass thing

cyborg: cut out all your nerves and chuck them in the sea and see how fucking productive it becomes

cyborg: what do you want them to do, fucking taxes?

murdoc: you mistake my comment for anger, when in reality, i deeply respect them as my friends

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Murdoc: -And I'm not gonna conversate with you. I'm not gonna waste tim-

Russel: ..I think it's 'converse'.

Murdoc: Huh..?

Russel: (sips on his drink) Just say 'talk'.

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Murdoc: So I woke up this morning covered in dirt. Turns out my band mates tried to bury me last night. I was sleeping too heavy apparently, so they thought I was dead. Really guys, you go straight to burying me? Ugh, whatever. Anyway, this is my coming out video: I’m gay.

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Ace: Snakes probably think garden hoses are statues of famous snakes.

Snake:

Snake: No?