Incorrect Grishaverse Quotes

They’re all insane. It’s probably happened at some point.

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today, I saved a life. my own. am I a hero? I really can’t say. but yes.

—Jesper Fahey

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Nikolai: me and Mal get along perfectly! isn’t that right, bud?

Mal: I have never been more stressed out in my entire life.

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Wylan, as a child: Dad? am I adopted?

Van Eck: no? why the fuck would I pick you?

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Inej: can you at least TRY to see things from my level?

Jesper: *crouches down*

Inej: I will kill you in your sleep.

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identity theft is not a joke, Kuwei. millions of families suffer every year.

—Wylan Van Eck

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Officer: did you kill this man?

Kaz: no, a bullet killed him. bullets are from lead, and lead is from the ground. the ground is a part of nature, therefore he died of natural causes. case closed.

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Inej: don’t you miss the vivid imagination of childhood?

Kaz: I never had one.

Inej: an imagination or a childhood?

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*something blows up in the distance*

Jesper: Wylan, what did you do?

Wylan: my best.

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Van Eck: how did you find me?

Kaz: oh, it was easy, really. I just listened for the sound of complete and utter betrayal and followed that.

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Alina: so how’s married life treating you so far?

Zoya: Nikolai got drunk and tried setting our marriage certificate on fire.

Zoya: he kept saying, "good luck trying to return me without the receipt!"

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Matthias: first of all, fuck you.

Kaz: and second of all?

Matthias: oh no, that was it.

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Kaz, grabbing Wylan by the collar: say you’re sorry.

Wylan: I’m sorry!

Kaz: and what are you sorry for?

Wylan, tearing up: for saying you’re too aggressive.

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Inej: can you please stop staring dramatically into the distance while I’m talking to you?

Kaz, staring dramatically into the distance: I have no clue what you’re talking about.

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Kaz: when people get too close to me, I like to call them by the wrong name just to let them know I don’t actually care.

Matthias: fascinating.

Kaz: thank you, Marcus.

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Matthias: what the hell is wrong with you?

Nina: I have this weird self-esteem issue where I hate myself but still think I’m better than everybody else.

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Inej: I have a bad feeling about this.

Kaz: what do you mean?

Inej: don’t you ever get that little voice in your head that tells you if something is going to get you in trouble?

Kaz: no?

Inej: that actually explains a lot.

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Van Eck: you’re very mature for your age.

Kaz: thank you, it’s the trauma.