Things They Have Totally Said

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[sees a sudden uptick in reblogs] WHERE ARE YALL COMING FROM

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[sees a sudden uptick in reblogs] WHERE ARE YALL COMING FROM

[kjetll]

cm for @long-journey // krystha & canach

[commander-blacksea]

original text post by @incorrect-gw2-quotes

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Hello! Recently got the covid vaccine, so I’m taking it easy on my arm for a bit. Queue should resume when it’s stopped aching!

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Trahearne: “Do you think I enjoy being den mother to you all?!”

The Commander:

Caithe:

Canach:

Trahearne: “Alright fine it’s like crack to me.”

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The Commander: “If I die, my funeral is gonna be the biggest party ever and you’re all invited!”

Marjory: “If?”

Canach: “Great, the only party I’ve ever been invited to and they might not even die.”

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The Commander: “Bye Trahearne! Bye Rytlock! Bye Logan! Bye Trahearne!”

Marjory: “You said ‘Bye Trahearne’ twice.”

The Commander: “I like Trahearne.”

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Caithe: “Good morning.” 

Malyck: “Good morning.” 

Trahearne: “Good morning.”

The Commander: “You all sound like robots, try spicing it up a bit.” 

Canach: “MORNING MOTHERFUCKERS!”

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Trahearne: “Isn’t it strange that we pay gold to see other people?”

The Commander: "Airship tickets?” 

Caithe: “Concert tickets?” 

Canach: “Prostitution?” 

Trahearne, holding their broken frames: “Glasses.”

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Canach: “Why did you give the sapling a knife?”

Caithe: “They said they were feeling unsafe.”

Canach: “Now I feel unsafe!”

Caithe: “…”

Caithe: “Do you… want a knife?”

[mystery-salad]

Logan: what do you two have…?

The Commander and Canach: A knife!✨

Logan:

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This is the best thing I saw today

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[Braham and Kasmeer are skipping stones over the lake]

Kasmeer: “It’s such a beautiful evening.”

Braham, whispering: “Take that you fucking lake.”

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Canach: “We need to get through this locked door. Commander, give me your credit card.”

The Commander: “Here.”

Canach, pocketing it: “Thanks. Braham, kick down the door.”

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Canach: “Why did you give the sapling a knife?”

Caithe: “They said they were feeling unsafe.”

Canach: “Now I feel unsafe!”

Caithe: “...”

Caithe: “Do you... want a knife?”

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The Commander: “I can't be swimming around with a bunch of five-year-olds! They can be so cruel when they sense weakness.”

Braham: “That's why on the first day, you have to beat up the biggest one in the yard!”

Taimi: “Braham, that's prison.”

Braham: “Only if you let it be.”

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“Oh, victory, you taste so sweet. Like candy— evil candy. You know, the kind that has raisins hidden in the chocolate, but you don't know it, so you think you've bitten into a fly. ... Where was I going with this?”

-Mad King Thorn

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Queue is empty, will hopefully refill it soon!