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Karen : Everytime I hear someone talking about updog, I’m torn between not wanting to fall for it and wanting to help them complete their joke.

Ted: Okay, but what is updog?

Charles : Updog is a long sausage in a bun, often served with ketchup, mustard, onions, and/or relish.

Sue : Not, that’s a hot dog. An updog is when a new version or patch of an application is released.

Claudia : No, that's an update. You’re thinking of the fourth largest city in Sweden.

Wayne : Surely, that’s Uppsala, where’s updog is the giant spider in Harry Potter.

Karen : That’s Aragog. Updog is a symbol conventionally used for an arbitrarily small number in analysis proofs.

Sue : You’re thinking of epsilon. Updog is an upward-moving air current.

Charles : No, that’s an updraft. An updog is the modern version of a henway.

Ted: What’s a henway??

Karen : Oh, about five pounds.

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Joyce: Poison is a magic transmutation potion that turns people into corpses.

Hopper : This knife is actually a magic wand.

Dimitri : Meet me in the Denny’s parking lot for a wizard duel.

Murray : *cocks gun* Magic missile.

Yuri: What the fuck is wrong with you people.

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Steve, walking into his house: Hello, people who do not live here.

Eddie : Hey.

Nancy : Hi.

Robin : Hello.

Johnathan : Hey!

Steve: I gave you the key to my place for emergencies only!

Argyle : We were out of Doritos.

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Nancy: Don’t worry, I know exactly what I’m doing. Everything is going to be fine!

Johnathan: How can you still say that?

Nancy: Because sometimes, when things get tough, denial is all we have.

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kazisonline

I just realised something now that Hopper's back and Byler may become a thing

Imagine you're Jim and your daughter was dating this kid who's pissing you off but then one day they are just back to being friends so you're like oh ok and THEN turns out THIS KID IS NOW DATING YOUR SON

Like how fucking funny is that I love Jim so much I can't wait to see it

Max: I love you guys, you're the best thing that's happened to me.

Lucas: We're the best thing that's ever happened to you?

Max: Yes!

Dustin: I'm starting to feel a little sorry for you.

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Will, motioning to a Halloween display: All these ghosts! All these ghosts! I still can’t find a boo.

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lumism

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I need more willel dynamic sibling moments in season 5

flayedwillbyers

I just know that if El was always in Joyce’s care her and Will would be lookin like this every halloween

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Jonathan introducing his family:

This is my mom, my Hopper, and the twins. Be careful around them, they’ve got super powers and an undying love for Mike Wheeler, it’s a scary combination

cunninghamschrissy

Okay but you know the dynamic I wanted in Season 5 that we won’t get now for multiple reasons?

Eddie and Max.

I wanted Eddie and Max, after realizing they’re practically neighbors, to start looking out for each other. I wanted Eddie to wave to Max when he sees her out feeding her dog, and for Max to wave to Eddie when he’s out smoking or working on his van. For Max to run out of her trailer one morning to see she’s missed the bus…only to have Eddie roll up blasting Metallica, crank down his window, and say “need a ride, Red?”.

I wanted Eddie, when he’s purging old cassettes out of his collection, to put a box together and bring it over to Max’s trailer, and subsequently get her into heavy metal (and Corroded Coffin). I wanted Eddie and Wayne to know what nights Max’s mom worked late, and invite her to dinner so she doesn’t have to eat alone. I wanted Eddie, when he notices the annoying RV couple talking shit about Max’s mom while Max is in the next yard over and can clearly hear everything, to walk directly up to them later and say “you have a problem with Max Mayfield, then you have a problem with me, understand? And that’s not something you want”. Eddie doesn’t think Max sees him do it or hears any of what he said, but when he knocks on her door a few nights later to invite her to weekly dinner, she bolts out of it and runs straight into his arms…and he knows.

Max Mayfield needed an older brother who wasn’t an asshole, and Eddie Munson always wanted a little sister.