Incorrect Helluva Boss

Quotes for the chaotic crew of Helluva Boss!

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OCs of Mine That May Appear in Quotes

- Ambrose; Stolitz son; a proper little gentleman at times but has a rebellious streak

- Stormi; Strella daughter- a little princess who’s spoiled rotten by her parents; the definition of a child who’s never been told no in her life

- Molly; Moxxie’s little sister! Absolute saint, despite the fact that she’s an imp. Adores her big brother and during the events of ‘Exes and Ohs’, ends up being taken away from Crimson’s manor by her brother and Millie

- Lucille: Millie and Moxxie’s kid- my intent was to name her after Moxxie’s mom, but that name hasn’t been revealed yet. A curious, sweet little chaos gremlin

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Blitz: “Now that we’re together, you know what we should do?”

Stolas: “Sicken everyone with our over-the-top displays of love.”

Blitz: “Oh, you’re perfect.”

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Belphegor: “I’m not lazy, I just find it hard to put effort into things I’m not passionate about.”

Bee: “What are you passionate about?”

Belphegor: “Sleeping.”

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Moxxie: “Blitz, you would be a great YouTuber.”

Blitz: “Why? Is it because of my looks?”

Moxxie: “No- well, maybe. But mainly because you don’t care about haters.”

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Blitz: “What do you call a person with poor hearing?”

Moxxie: “What?”

Blitz: “I SAID, WHAT DO YOU CALL A PERSON WITH POOR HEARING?”

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Moxxie: “I need advice.”

Blitz, eating cookie dough for breakfast: “You’ve come to the right person.”

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Millie: “Someone told me once that shooting stars are really just angels throwing away their cigarettes before God could catch them smoking.”

Blitz: “Someone get me a young child, I have wisdom to pass down.”

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Blitz: “Wakey wakey, eggs and bakey!”

Stolas: “What if I suddenly decided I’m vegan?”

Blitz: “Wakey wakey, vegetables and sadness!”

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Blitz: “The eagles won last night.”

Millie: “Oh, did you watch the game last night?”

Blitz, covered in blood and scratches: “What game?”

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Blitz: “I love this picture of all of us. We were so happy.”

Millie: “Where’s Moxxie?”

Blitz: “He wasn’t one of us yet. That’s why we were so happy.”

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Loona: “What if mayonnaise came in cans?”

Blitz: “That would suck because you can’t microwave metal.”

Moxxie: “Good morning to everyone except these two.”

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“They don’t call me fucking dumbass shithead idiot for nothing!”

- Blitz

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“I’m not an early bird or a night owl. I’m some sort of permanently exhausted pigeon.”

- Stolas

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Moxxie: “That’s a pretty rock.”

Millie: “Blitz gave it to me.”

Blitz: “I threw it at your husband.”

Millie: “He’s very sweet.”

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“I don’t like little flying bugs… because they’re little and can fly, and I don’t like that they can do that.”

- Moxxie

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“I’m not an Aries. I’m just a raging bitch.”

- Blitz

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Moxxie: “What was that?”

Blitz: “My shirt fell.”

Moxxie: “It sounded a lot heavier than that.”

Stolas, who immediately checks on him: “He was in it.”