cant yall just let grandpa enjoy his hotdog
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cant yall just let grandpa enjoy his hotdog
Silly lil thing based off this:
Wayne: *pokes a Wayne Larva* Wayne Larva: mrrp Wayne, every time: Wow.
Dedusmuln: I detest sounding like one of those people who thinks they know it all, but unfortunately, I do.
Wayne: It’s here somewhere... Dedusmuln: Check your boot. Somsnosa: Check under your seat cushion. Decres: Check your other boot, too. Dedusmuln really meant both boots, but they don’t realize you wouldn’t necessarily understand that. Wayne: Ugh, why isn’t Pongorma here to take this abuse?
Wayne: ...It was in my other boot.
Pongorma: Are you mad? Dedusmuln: No. Pongorma: So sharpening knives in the middle of the night is just a hobby?
Somsnosa: You just...can be a little obsessive at times. Dedusmuln: Haha, what? I have literally no idea why you would say that. Dedusmuln: *obsesses over why someone would call them obsessive for the next three months*
I wear the same outfit every day and STILL look terrific!
Somsnosa
Pongorma: Why do I stick with you guys? Dedusmuln: Because the alternative would be developing a conscience of your own. Wayne: That, and he’s good for the heavy lifting.
Somsnosa: When I say I’m "feral”, it doesn’t always mean I’m angry. Somsnosa: Maybe I’m just stupid, and if you give me food you’ll earn my trust and I’ll follow you around.
Being cute is really hard because even when you’re angry, people just kinda giggle at you and say, "Aw, you’re so cute when you’re angry!" Like no! Stop! Recognize my power!!
Somsnosa
Wayne, after putting up with more of Somsnosa’s shenanigans: Thank you. Somsnosa: For what? Wayne: Reminding me why I used to be a hermit with a bug-infested house and a dinky garden patch.
Dedusmuln: Yesterday, I overheard Somsnosa saying, “Are you sure this is a good idea?” and Wayne replying, “Just trust me,” and I have never moved from one room to another so quickly in my life.
Odozier: “Ladies and gentlemen” is unnecessarily gendered, overly formal, lengthy, and honestly I’m falling asleep already. “Cowards” or “fools”, on the other hand, are inclusive to all genders, casual and fun, and dramatic.
Dedusmuln: Wayne...you, your family, and us do not have “chaotic energy”. We are a bunch of young adults to middle-aged adults with mild boundary issues.
Somsnosa: Why was I cursed with all of the dummy and none of the thicc?? Pongorma: ...I hope you know this haunts me. Somsnosa: Good.
In my defence, I simply do not vibe with the law.
Wayne