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totally canon laika kids quotes

[incorrect-laikakids]

Eggs: Hey Lionel?

Norman: Can Eggs and i play outside?

Lionel: Sure whatever. Im not your dad.

Eggs and Norman: Yay! [runs outside]

Lionel: nOT IN THE STREET

[incorrect-laikakids]

Coraline: We're so in sync we finish eachothers...

Wybie l: [staring off into space]

Coraline: sss...

Wybie: [snapping back] Somebody once told me-

[incorrect-laikakids]

Lionel, holding two photos: Okay wich one is the garbage dump and wich one is your room?

Eggs: this one is my room

Lionel: wrong. They're both the garbage dump

[incorrect-laikakids]

Norman: Some kids were making fun of me at school   what should i do?

Coraline: T-pose to assert your dominance.

Norman: Thank you for your wisdom

[incorrect-laikakids]

Kubo: Bet you can't make a sentence without the letter A

Coraline: you thought you did something, didn’t you? sorry to burst your bubble but numerous sentences could be formed without employing the first letter of the english lexicon

Kubo: Corline

Kubo: Wot the fuck

[incorrect-laikakids]

Lionel: You're smiling. Did something good happen?

Coraline: Can't i just smile because i feel like it?

Norman: Eggs tripped and fell in the parking lot.

[incorrect-laikakids]

Coraline: Dad there's a monster under my bed and it's really ugly

Norman, on the bottom bunk: Honestly, fuck you

[incorrect-laikakids]

Kubo: Fight me!

Eggs: Stop telling everyone to fight you. Look how small you are!

Kubo: I'm small but i have the ability to snap a bitch's neck in 80 different ways, including yours!

Eggs: But you can't even reach my neck!