James Nightshade

I'm Grimm. 30s 🏳️‍⚧️he/him. Dead boy in the pool. I will not apologize for my lust for Halsin Baldursgate or Davrin Dragonage. I write fic, I do art. AO3 and 18+ bsky: littlebarghest. I post both in real time and on a queue but I don't tag for either, gotta keep em guessing

[thebarghestiest]

Sup, I’m Grimm. Somehow still on Tumblr in the year of our lord 2026. I love Pokémon, Zelda, Soulsborne/Elden Ring, Dragon Age, horror literature, dogs, playing the piano, Baldur’s Gate 3, Hannibal, Neopets, coffee, goth rock, and a whole lot of other stuff. Fic writer, currently learning digital art. Minors please DNI, while this is not explicitly a NSFT blog mild adult content will occasionally be posted and most of my fics are rated E.

If I tagged your post "hubs" it's just something I wanna show to the hubs it's not about the post. Promise.

In spite of evidence to the contrary I’m real friendly and usually follow back.

Behold my pride and joy:

Show Me The Place Where He Inserted the Blade: Dragon Age: the Veilguard, Davrin x named trans M!Rook, “The Butcher” Daathrata x same Rook, dark romance-y Western AU. Emmrich x named F!Rook side plot. Complete. Rated E, dead dove content, explicit sexual content, graphic violence.

Active Sideblogs:

littlebarghest: gay and transition stuff

barghest: horror/gore

NSFT/fetish stuff: ask

[qi-mera]

More of you need to learn about these ☝️

[jadenebula]

[ashubii]

This is why I have TikTok

[femceltonysoprano]

Real

[dovv]

[fredfugues]

[ey-yo]

[infinite-archive]

[godlessondheimite]

In 2026, the chicest thing a gay actor can do is never explicitly come out as gay but also make it abundantly clear that he is. Coming out is too modern. Staying closeted is too old fashioned. But this method merges contemporary freedom with Old Hollywood glamour and allure, and it weeds out the dumbest people who truly don’t get it. I call it the Pascal Method.

[nobodys-odyssey]

Taylor Swift does this

[godlessondheimite]

no she doesn’t

[nobodys-odyssey]

You clearly don't go here or to queer history and signaling, or both, enough to have this conversation and I'm not going to explain it to you. You could have asked questions, you could have done even a modicum of research. You didn't and you made yourself look ignorant. Goodbye.

[dancinbutterfly]

#I'm fucking crying#this is an instant classic#this is the next meme#i can't believe I'm here to see a baby copypasta nary two hours old#I can't#lol#i laughed way too hard#iconic

[autism-tips-and-tricks]

Tumblr has its own

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals

Type copypasta now 😍

[sin-and-lotus]

2010: navy seals copypasta

2020:

2026: whatever this is

[crtter]

You’ve heard of Chicago Quiznos Coyote Friday, now get ready for

Brazil Bakery Maned Wolf Monday

[beemovieerotica]

which 3 US presidents do you think would be the best omegas and which 3 bisexual pop stars would be their best matched alphas

1) John Adams

John Adams was a tireless advocate for the revolution (i.e. topping from the bottom) and he once described himself as "obnoxious, suspected, and unpopular" - "he was known for his bluntness, impatience, and tendency to be easily frustrated with those who disagreed with him." As a brat in Congress, his personality was repulsive, but everyone listened to him and they all still wanted him. They wanted him so bad they made him president. Kind of makes you think.

His match:

Adams needs someone with a strong personality to challenge his - someone who's not afraid to repel the mainstream in order to realize their vision. Gaga has it, and he needs it. "Bad Romance" in many way encompasses Adams' struggles through the 1776 Continental Congress. They could teach each other much.

2) Theodore Roosevelt

A man dedicated to the preservation of natural parks and ecological wonders - and for what? To run through the trees under the full moon as his pheromones wafted through the air? We know.

His match:

Grimes once described herself as becoming "way less gay" after she became pregnant, which is 1) weird, and 2) the reason I'm sticking her with Teddy. I don't think that he could fix her completely, but she seems the type to maintain no moral compass of her own, simply adopting the political ideology of whomever she's with, so maybe there's hope. Maybe Grimes could introduce Teddy to shrooms, and Teddy could take her out on trips in the forest. And then we can find out if Grimes getting a man pregnant makes her more or less gay.

3) Richard Nixon

Best known for his one legendary debate with the handsome JFK, wherein he became a stuttering, sweating mess, unable to focus or say what he meant. Interesting!

His match:

Bisexual icon Taylor Swift is also struggling to appease both sides of the political aisle. They could share their woes and their love of good ol' fashioned Americana, and then Taylor could tie him to the wall and make him bark like a dog. The pregnancy would be difficult on both of them with Taylor's extremely busy schedule, and Nixon would regrettably terminate it in the second trimester, causing a rift in the relationship that would never be mended. The resulting laments that Taylor composed about Nixon's abortion would of course be dissected and attributed to a secret relationship with a woman - Nixon's wife.

I welcome critical analysis.

[destinationtoast]

this website is so damn hard to explain to the outside world

[chillyfeetsteak]

[chillyfeetsteak]

guy who lives with me

[chillyfeetsteak]

yeah

[chillyfeetsteak]

you have a problem with my rabbit's large, veiny, fleshy ear, tumblr??

[nyxandshion]

Those are the worst photos of a rabbit ever taken. I'm in love with your weird dog and his emotional support dust pile

[thickness-protection-program]

The longer I live the more I realize I just wanna be well fed and bottom nude all the time

[thickness-protection-program]

Ok and???? Was he or was he not our Cunt King

[thickness-protection-program]

This is my new favorite compliment

[can-i-make-image-descriptions]

[Image IDs: Image #1: Anonymous Tumblr ask reading: Winnie the Pooh ass bitch

Image #2: Tumblr tag reading: posts like this will not do well on other websites /End ID]

[gaudebo]

tip: if you wake up on time and then lie in bed unmoving for 20 minutes you will no longer be on time

[roaldamundsen]

never ask a woman her age a man his salary your mutual how late it is in her timezone when she starts posting about that bisexual man

[roaldamundsen]

?

[roaldamundsen]

can people stop saying insane things on this post

[dracula61]

[littleguysdaily]

Bob is performed by the artist Raphaël Gromy

[moxleyrollins]

persephone's half death & half life gear for her namesake AEW COLLISION | 06.06.26

[spooksier]

my friend took in a stray and she’s the cutest kitty ever but he named her oil so whenever he sends a picture of her me and my other friends look like we’re roleplaying as the US military

[spooksier]

[spooksier]

in our defense this is oil

[littleguysdaily]

[astheriiiart]

fantasy au 🔥🍃

[badassdemonsword]

[worm-suggestion]

It looks funny, right? You think it looks funny.

I do too. But it lives its whole life. So you have to take it seriously eventually, right? And be respectful and shit.

I think it can digging in the ground for tubers.