Jules of Nature
$LAYYYTER
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
styofa doing anything
Mike Driver
Not today Justin
RMH
Today's Document
i don't do bad sauce passes
wallacepolsom
will byers stan first human second
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
trying on a metaphor
AnasAbdin
Keni
Product Placement
shark vs the universe
Peter Solarz
seen from Türkiye
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from Germany
seen from Mexico
seen from New Zealand
seen from Canada
seen from Türkiye
seen from New Zealand
seen from Türkiye
seen from United States
seen from Hungary
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from Peru
seen from New Zealand
seen from Malaysia
seen from Türkiye
seen from France
@incorrect-legendborn-quotes
Lark: Are you Valec?
Valec: Who wants to know?
Lark: Well, that means you definitely are. If someone shows up to my home and asks “Hey is Kira home?” I don’t say “Who wants to know?” I just say “Nope, sorry. Wrong address!”
Valec: …You’re a smart young boy.
Bree: Ow!
Sel: What’s wrong?
Bree: I have this weird pain right behind my head.
Sel: It’s called a stress headache. I got my first one when I was seven.
William: And remember guys, don’t die.
Alice: Great pep talk.
Sel: Yeah, I used to love dying, but that speech really turned me around.
Bree: The French have given us many good things.
Mariah: French toast.
Alice: French fries.
Valec: The Guillotine
Nick: Please don’t let Sel do anything stupid.
Bree: Stupid by your standards or stupid by my standards.
Nick:
Bree:
Nick: Stupid by William’s standards.
Bree: Smart.
Zoe: “Zoelle the Revolutionary” has a nice ring to it.
Zoe: Ooh! I could get a beret!
Elijah: What were we talking about?
Bree: You were apologizing.
Elijah: That doesn’t sound like me.
Whitty: Do you know the one weakness of turtles?
Bree: Their slowness?
Whitty: No. If a turtle gets flipped on their back, they can’t flip themselves back over.
Bree: Okay…
Whitty: So, I came up with a plan: duct tape two turtles together.
Greer, gasping: They’d be unstoppable!
Bree, watching Zoe Hotwire a car: Have you done this before?
Zoe: It was the only way to get home sometimes, when I lost all my money playing Texas hold ‘em. I know it was wrong, I was young, I was stupid, but what do you really know when you’re seven.
Bree: Stealing cars at the age of seven?! Why didn’t you just take the bus?
Zoe: Hotwire a bus! I was seven! I just wasn’t up to it.
Bree: Catching the bus! What’s wrong with catching the bus on the way home from school.
Zoe: Who mentioned school? I was off shoplifting.
Sel: If you had a plan B, now would really be the time to use it, Briana!
Bree: I barely had a plan A!
Bree: Elijah, Zoe, you risked your life to save me!
Zoe: And we’d do it again! And perhaps a third time! But that would be it!
Bree: I try to help, but all I do is cause more problem.
Lark: Everybody fucks up. To fuck up is human. Shakespeare said that.
Erebus: Surrender!
Alice: You mean you wish to surrender to us? Very well, we accept.
Sel: You look good.
Bree: Yeah, you, um… You look good too. You look very, you know, uh… Yeah, I’m lying. I’m sorry. You look like shit.
Sel: I know.
Food Vendor: Donut burgers! Get your donut burgers!
Alice: What the- Hamburger with a donut for the bun?! Truly there is no God here.
William: Be careful, Bree!
Bree: Of course, when am I not careful?
Bree: Don’t answer that, I just realized what I said.
Alice: I didn’t punch her because she was gay. I punched her, and she happened to be gay afterwards.
Tor: I was gay when you punched me!
