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Alice: If you ever threaten Bree again, I will punch you right in the nose. It won’t hurt, I’m not strong. But, at the very least, you will be embarrassed that you got punch in the nose by a not-strong college girl.

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Nick: Thing are about to get…

Bree: Bumpy?

Nick: Yeah, bumpy. I was gonna say “Crashy” but that works too.

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William: Well it looks like the sword missed your kidney.

Nick: Well that’s good.

William: No, Nick, you have a sword in your abdomen. That’s the opposite of good.

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Arthur: You know we have a lot in common.

Bree:

Bree: No we don’t.

Bree: And don’t ever say that again.

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Sel: Anyone under 5’7 can’t talk about fighting someone. Like, what are you gonna do? Headbutt someone in the nipples.

Alice: Say goodbye to your kneecaps, asshole.

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Mageguard: Please… have mercy!

Alice: I have no mercy! I worked in the fast food industry!

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Bree: Sel, what have you done?

Sel: That… is an excellent question.

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Elijah: What do you think Bree will do for a distraction?

Zoe: Who knows. She’ll probably make a noise or throw a rock. That’s what I would do.

*A building blows up*

Zoe: Or she could do that.

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Bree: So it’s a sword! It just so happens to function like a key in very specific situations.

Zoe: Or it’s a key all the time, and when you stick it in people, it unlocks their death.

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