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*Sakura and Yunjin are in Paris*

Sakura: I'm...moved. I...I don't know what it is I'm feeling right now. I feel...destiny?

Yunjin: But...

Sakura: I don't know what it is. I feel like... I just never thought I'd see it with my own two eyes. And here it is. It's just there. It's right in front of me, and...

Yunjin: This is what you wanted to see? The bridge from Inception?

Sakura: Yeah

Yunjin: But the Eiffel Tower is behind us

Sakura: Yeah, but this is the bridge FROM INCEPTION

Yunjin: Okay, alright

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Sakura: Can you handle this?

Chaewon: I never know if I can handle anything. That's what makes my life exciting

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Kazuha: No rizz just sparkly loving eyes and a heart that feels ready to pour right out of my ribcage at any given time

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Yunjin: *Doing something stupid*

Sakura: People would kill to be as naturally comedic as you

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Chaewon: Not gonna lie, sometimes it feels kinda good to be a hater. Sometimes you see someone having a nice day and you just wanna stomp on their sandcastle or push them in a locker or something

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Chaewon: Does everyone know their job for today?

Sakura: Water the flowers

Eunchae: Vacuum the carpet

Yunjin: Wash the dishes

Kazuha: Pretend to be a wolverine

Chaewon: Close enough

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Yunjin: I was going to suggest we do Marilyn Monroe and JFK roleplay, but I’d get way too into it.

Kazuha: What- how?

Yunjin: You’d be like “come to bed … Mr. President” and I’d be like, “I need to increase the amount of American military advisors in South Vietnam by a factor of 18.”

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Sakura: Dracula had it right, sleep all day, live alone in a castle, and explode into bats to get out of all social situations

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Chaewon: Team A will consist of myself, Sakura unnie, Kazuha and Eunchae

Chaewon: Team B will consist of Yunjin

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Kazuha: Bonjour, Unnie. Voulez–vous coucher avec moi?

Yunjin: No, I don't want to sleep with you

Kazuha: Is that what that means? Oh, man, I had a really gross tennis instructor

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Chaewon: I truly hate it here

Sakura: Now replace “it” with “women”. Not so funny now, is it?

Yunjin: Now replace “it” with “women”. Not so funny now, is women?

Eunchae: Now replace “funny” with “women”. Not so women now, is funny?

Chaewon: I’m having a fucking stroke

Kazuha: Now replace “stroke” with “baby”. Congratulations!

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Yunjin: BEHOLD, the field in which I grow my fucks! Lay thine eyes upon it, and thou shalt see that it is barren!

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Kazuha: God, if only someone loved me…

Sakura: *standing behind her with roses*

Chaewon: *holding a box of chocolates*

Yunjin: *has balloons and a card*

Eunchae: *facepalms* This is sad

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Yunjin: Pick a card, any card

Chaewon: Fine.

Yunjin: Wait, that's my credit card!

Chaewon: You said any card

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Yunjin: Hey, how did my phone break?

Eunchae: You were drunk yesterday

Yunjin: And?

Sakura: You threw it

Yunjin: Why?

Chaewon: You turned on airplane mode and kept screaming “FLY DAMN YOU!”

Yunjin: And why didn’t you stop me?!

Kazuha: We were busy laughing our asses off

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Eunchae: Goodnight, moon

Eunchae: Goodnight, tree

Eunchae: Goodnight, ghosts that only I can see

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Sakura: *After a solo schedule* Hello, I'm bac-

Sakura: *Sees Eunchae shoving Yunjin into the washing machine while Chaewon records and Kazuha watches*

Sakura: *Retreating* Something suddenly came up