Incorrect LGB Bird Trio Quotes

Incorrect quotes featuring Robyn, Clover, and/or Qrow. All submissions welcome as long as they include at least one member of the bird trio.

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Clover: This guy came into work today-

Robyn: Was this guy from Mantle?

Clover: Uh, yeah.

Robyn: Why does it matter if he's from Mantle?

Clover: You asked about-

Robyn, on the phone: Hi, I'd like to report a classism.

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Qrow: Nora approached me in the mess hall and said, "I see you wore your clown costume today," and I spent the next nine hours processing the insult.

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Clover: First impressions are important.

Qrow: And you married me anyway.

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Robyn: Rules are made to be broken.

Clover: They were made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken.

Qrow: Uh, piñatas.

May: Glow sticks.

Joanna: Karate boards.

Fiona: Spaghetti when you have a small pot.

Robyn: Rules.

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Robyn: Here, Qrow! A nice hot cup of coffee!

Qrow: It's cold.

Robyn: A nice cup of coffee.

Qrow: It's horrible.

Robyn: A cup of coffee.

Qrow: I'm not even sure this is coffee.

Robyn: Cup.

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Clover: What do you call sabotage and vandalism?

Robyn: A hobby.

Qrow: *glares at Robyn*

Robyn: ...That I do not engage in.

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Marrow: HEY, HEY-

Clover, whispering: Shhhh, Qrow's sleeping.

Marrow, whispering: Sorry.

Clover, whispering: What's up?

Marrow, whispering: There's a fire-

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Tyrian: Well, if it isn't Clover Ebi.

Clover: But it is me.

Tyrian: No, it's an expression-

Clover: Your villain tricks won't work on me.

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Fiona: Why are Qrow and Clover sitting back to back?

Robyn: They had a fight.

Fiona: Why are they holding hands?

Robyn: They get sad when they fight.

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Robyn: Caw.

Qrow: Cawaw.

Clover: Stop it I know you two aren't really communicating, you're just saying 'caw' to annoy me.

Robyn:

Qrow:

Robyn: Caaaw?

Qrow: Caaaw.

Clover: STOP IT.

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Clover: I'm afraid I'm going to have to give you a ticket.

Clover: For being too sexy.

Qrow: Oh, you scared me.

Clover: Have a good day.

Qrow: ...Wait, it says I have to go to court for this??

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Robyn: Clover. Thank you for agreeing to see me.

Clover: I didn't, you just walked in here and started talking.

Robyn: I don't have time for a history lesson.

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Robyn: We have fun, don’t we, Clover?

Clover: I’ve never been more stressed out in my entire life.