Apr 19
Let’s go steal a military truck!
Edit: i forgot May’s ponytail 😭, pls pretend its hidden behind her or something
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Let’s go steal a military truck!
Edit: i forgot May’s ponytail 😭, pls pretend its hidden behind her or something
The Happy Huntresses c:
The Popsicle Comparisons
Pyrrha: I could get pretty far. I mean, Jaune is bigger.
Yang: He's waaaaaaay bigger!
Nora: He's much more thicker too~!
Weiss: My singing career really helped me take it all the way.
Blake: It took me a few tries, but I can reach the end~!
Glynda: He's so big that I can kiss the tip when I sandwich him~!
May: He can really paints me white when I do that to him.
Velvet: He has such a big, tasty, juicy carrot~!
Ruby: I can’t get my hands around it, it so big!
Coco: I can’t keep my hands off of it, it's so invigorating~!
Cinder: Oh, look, it’s Master's discipline stick~!
Emerald: Oh yeah, Daddy’s way bigger.
Militia: It was fun when we sandwiched it between us.
Melanie: We have to do that again~!
Neo: 🥰🍆💦 🥵🥴
Winter: I've never had a limp so divine like that before~!
Harriet: I pulled so many muscles that day… Totally worth it~!
Elm: He picked me up like a twig when we did it. Gods that was so hot~!
Ciel: I lost complete track of time when we did it. I never knew losing track of time could be so pleasurable~!
Penny: I need to go again, I glitched out from it all~!
Salem: My ex-husband was like a shrimp, while Jaune's more like a thoroughbred stallion~!
Willow: I love how he completely 'remodeled' my insides to fit him~!
Kali: I’ve never had a human before, but good gods I've never had a better lover in all my life before~!
Raven: You think you're a top, then you learn how much fun it is being a bottom~!
Summer: We need to do it again, several times at that. The timing was off~!
Sienna: What can I say: Pro-Faunas on the streets, Pro-Human in the sheets~!
Terra: I’m gay, but when it comes to Jaune, questions arise~!
Robyn: I’d be lying if I said it wasn’t divine~!
Fiona: The big bad wolf is coming to ravage the poor defenseless lamb again~!
Jessica: You know yellow is my one weakness. in more ways than one now~!
Jinn: You think you know everything, but then you really know everything~!
RWBY Girls: AHHHHHHHH~!
Saphron: …
Saphron: Dibs. I go next.
RWBY Girls: Eh?!
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RSNM: …
Mercury: D-Did you really…?
Jaune: Yeah.
Ren: A-All of them…?
Jaune: Yep.
Sun: One is surprising enough, but... all of them?!
Jaune: Shocking, I know.
Neptune: How did that all happen?!
Jaune: Word of mouth.
Ren: Is that metaphorical, or literal?
Jaune: Yes.
Mercury: How could you possibly manage all of them?
Jaune: My semblance.
Ren: So… The whole team?
Jaune: Which ones?
Mercury: The bad girls?
Jaune: A few here, there, and together.
Ren: Our teacher?
Jaune: You wouldn’t believe me if I told you.
Sun: Their moms?
Jaune: Not all at once. I think…?
Neptune: The faunas chicks?
Jaune: They tend to bite, and scratch.
Ren: The Specialists?
Jaune: They needed some R&R.
Sun: The android?
Jaune: Inexperienced, but enthusiastic.
Neptune: The politican?
Jaune: She wasn't lying.
Mercury: The green ring girl?
Jaune: I still don’t understand the yellow weakness bit.
Sun: The Relic?
Jaune: There’s some knowledge for you.
Ren: Your sister-in-law?!
Jaune: She was my first.
Mercury: Your sister?!
Jaune: Another brocon. Joy.
RSNM: …
RSNM: YOU ARE A GOD!!!
Jaune: …
Jaune: No comment
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I managed to find this one on someone else's blog. So, when I reuploaded it here, I decided to tweak some of the lines, and add a few characters I forgot to add the first time.
Do enjoy~!
How would Glynda and 4 other characters react if Jaune lands in their breast?
Again, the other four other girls were picked from a random spinner. These results were a bit surprising
Glynda Goodwitch
She would scold him heavily for doing something so indecent in public! He should have more manners than that! Maybe a month of detentions with her will show him how to properly respect women!
But for some reason, Jaune couldn't pull away from her pillowy chest despite trying his best too. It was almost like an invisible force is holding his head down in her wonderfully soft booba
Coco Adel
Just stands there, letting him be face first in her chest without much noticable change in her expression, surprise and curiosity being the only emotions readable on her face with her shades on
When Jaune gets himself free from her breasts, she'd finally show more interest by smirking at him and ask 'if he enjoyed himself' before walking past him and slapping his butt in return. Her spank power and hand lingering time depending on how long he was between her girls
Kali Belladonna
Coddles him deeper into her bosom, cooing and purring as he struggles to free himself. But she won't be let him go that easily~
When Jaune finally does get free, she's a relentless tease, asking him if he enjoyed her "mommy milkers" as she hears people say nowadays. Jaune isn't sure if he wants to cringe from hearing her say that, or immediately agree that he did
Fiona Thyme
Blushes so hard she almost faints, but her sheep ears do flap a bit excitedly, showing she does enjoy where Jaune is at even if she is embarrassed
When Jaune gets free, she tries to brush it off like it is totally fine since it was an accident, but she's also trying her best not to ask if he liked it or if he wants to do it again
Neopolitan
Looks down at him smugly, enjoying the opportunity to do so since she's usually the one looking up at him. For him to fall so low he landed in her chest rarely ever happened outside of bed~
She'd wrap her arms around his head and hold her chest to his face, enjoying how he squirms trying to get out. She doesn't even let go when he can finally stand up straight, keeping her pillows right in his face even as she has to cling to him like a little minxy koala
Robyn: Who the hell are you?
Jaune: I'm Jaune.
Fiona: We picked him up in a shoddy corner of Mantle. He was asking the same questions we were about where the dust is going.
May: He helped us find out about Ironwood's project. The dossier is in your quarters. He's cool.
Robyn: You'll walk him and feed him and get him all his shots.
Jaune: Fucking clocked as a golden retriever. Again.
I feel like we need to talk more about the fact that Robyn’s closest allies are a Faunus, a unashamedly massive black butch lady, and a trans woman that’s disowned her transphobic and elitist family
So the intelligent, strategic, politically savvy resistance unit is made up of a woman of color, a trans woman who betrayed her class in favor of serving the most vulnerable (and is also a WOC, though with slightly lighter skin), a member of the in-universe primary target of prejudice, and also a tall butch black woman
That’s just cool shit
Something that I have subconsciously known for a while, but that only just now fully occurred to me:
The Ace Ops all have versatile semblances that are hugely useful in combat, but also that you can find easy enough workarounds for. In contrast, we have another group of characters from Atlas whose semblances aren’t really for combat, but that would make them very useful as “Ironwood’s personal attack dogs” (as someone once called the Ace Ops). A group basically built for Black Ops, who chose community service instead.
Robyn Hill and her Happy Huntresses.
The Happy Huntresses all have abilities that would be invaluable to the Atlas Military, specifically. It makes the fact that they no-selled that Special Operative commission all the more interesting, and frankly speaks to great strength of character from the Happy Huntresses.
We don't know Joanna's semblance, or much else about her, so I cannot yet give her a full paragraph. Sorry gang.
But look at Fiona Thyme!!! Mass compression, a pocket dimension that easily and comfortably stores multiple armed transports. The industrial military complex would’ve been slavering over the idea of free mass compression and infinite hidden resources. They canonically did!! Fiona's card in Amity Arena literally says that that Atlas collectively wishes she worked in the military or for the SDC, because she'd save them a ton on shipping costs.
(Which, y'know, is an incredibly reductive sentiment — Fiona spends at absolute minimum four years training as a Huntress, and they want to tell her to haul freight instead of doing the highly specialized job she's actually trained for. Jo mylordshesacactus had a post about this during volume 7 if I recall correctly, so I won’t go super in depth, but I did wanna mention it.)
But then again, Fiona is a Faunus. Atlas is extremely racist. Fiona definitely had ample opportunity to see that she would never truly be welcome, let alone respected, even if she joined the military. She just got there a bit sooner than Marrow, or else was more of a cynic than him about her chances of changing things while working inside the system.
But what about May Marigold?
Her semblance is built for military stealth and special ops missions — she can turn not just herself, but entire groups of people invisible. Seemingly the field from her semblance also muffles sound to an extent, so she’s really well-suited to sneaking around and spying on people. And her semblance is by contrast not a ton of help to her as a civilian Huntress, because it's only effective on people in the first place.
(Invisibility is not gonna hide you from the Grimm, at least not completely and not for very long. Grimm sense emotions, and that appears to be their primary method of tracking prey. We see that Ren's ability to mask emotions will save someone from a rampaging Grimm even when the monster is a scant few yards away from it’s target. Logically it follows that whether Grimm can see you doesn’t really matter so long as they can sense you. May’s semblance is no more helpful than hiding behind a wall when it comes to avoiding Grimm.)
And here's the thing: on the surface, May leaving Atlas could be seen as self-interest. Her family rejected her when she came out, she had nothing to stay for, she went to Mantle to spite them. That would mean it’d be even easier for her to have joined/stayed with the military, taken a well-paying job as an Ace Op and been comfortably set for life. But we know that May Marigold did not get to where she is because of any kind of self-interest.
"Mantle needed me. And to the Marigolds, that meant I wasn’t their son anymore. And I made sure everyone knew that I wasn’t their daughter.”
The order of events here is: 1. May decides to follow her conscience and serve the common people whom Atlas has always looked down on and exploited. 2. May officially severs ties with her family, who may have been shitty to her before that point, but hadn’t actually disowned her. 3. May comes out as a trans woman.
May Marigold left Atlas, solely because she was needed in Mantle. That she transitioned is a totally separate subject - May's VA has even said she imagines May didn't figure out that part of her identity until after she escaped Atlas's oppressive social climate.
And Robyn? Robyn Hill?
She is a literal human lie detector. Her belief in a need for truthful, honest communication between everyone, but especially those in power versus those they hold power over, is exactly what makes her a good leader. It’s such a big part of what made her the Hero of Mantle — no doubt she was exposing corruption as much or more as she fought Grimm.
But how easily and eagerly would the Atlas military have used and corrupted that semblance?
Robyn would make a fantastic interrogator. Atlas has always seen Mantle as untrustworthy, or at least undeserving of honesty, let alone kindness. Imagine how many times the principle of “innocent until proven guilty” could be broken if you got someone to hold a prisoner’s hand and question them, calling out even the tiniest lies, until they got frustrated and broke and admitted something, anything.
(Concerning thought which just occurred to me — would a person who got corrupted and exploited their semblance that once reflected their best qualities then have that semblance change drastically? Or can you betray your own values and keep your semblance as-is? Hmm. May use Cinder or Neo or even Emerald as potential case studies for this. But later.)
Robyn’s semblance could so easily be corrupted and used against the common people. Subsequently, James and the military probably tried so fucking hard to recruit her.
And she no-selled it. The Happy Huntresses all did.
Including Joanna, who tragically we still do not know enough about for me to confidently analyze what she gave up and why, but like…she’s not one of Mantle’s heroes for nothing.
Robyn Hill, Joanna Greenleaf, May Marigold and Fiona Thyme could’ve sold their souls for personal profit in Atlas. They chose not to.
No wonder Forrest put so much emphasis on the fact the Happy Huntresses could’ve done what was proper and profitable and easy, and instead spat in Atlas’s collective face to do what was right for Mantle.
