100% legit Maribat quotes

Because they totally said it at some point || Icon and header by @ethelphantom (aka me). My pronouns are she/her and they/them if you were wondering.

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Marinette: Steph told me that instead of being sad, I should ‘Go get it, girl’. So I’m going to go get it, girl.

Tim: Go get what?

Marinette: Unclear. I will go get everything just in case.

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I forgot were I got the incorrect quote from but wanted to post something today! I thought it was pretty funny! Especially Tim’s Mug! ^^

[bisexualsforprompto]

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Oh my gaud this is wonderful, and also thanks Mina for tagging me so I could see this as well :D

[allmyhorrorsarewild]

Oh my god this is so accurate 

It also describes the Maribat discord fairly well too

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Unfortunately, yes, yes it does.

The worst part is that I don't know which Maribat discord you mean because it still fits either way.

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Marinette: Looks like we're on Plan B.

Dick: Technically, this would be Plan G.

Steph: How many plans do we have? Is there like, a Plan M?

Tim: Yes, but Jason dies again in Plan M.

Damian: I like Plan M.

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Jason: Twenty years ago today, I married my best friend.

Crowd: Awwww

Jason: Marinette is still mad about it, but Roy and I were drunk and thought it was funny, so...

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Jason: Why are you smiling?

Damian: What? I can’t just be happy?

Marinette: Tim tripped and fell in the garden.

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Hi dear ones!

As I have been rather busy lately, I now have an extra pair of hands with me on this blog! Welcome Emily, aka @waywardpr1ncess! She’s a mod here now, and I’m definitely happy to have her. I’ll also be trying to get more active soon.

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What do you think of Juleka Couffaine?

Oh, she’s a dear, and I really like her (also, almost the thing asked, but Luka and Juleka are incredibly cute siblings and I don’t take criticism on this). I don’t understand her all that well yet though so I don’t use her much in my quotes (or fics). 

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Joker: How come you started the party without me?

Damian: Do you want us to read the list of reasons why? We might be here for a while.

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Jason: Bold words for a college reject.

Tim: Hey, college DROPOUT, actually. They let me in, I let myself out.

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Selina, coming home with a large box in her hands: Hey Bruce, what would you say if I one day came home with 4 kittens?

Bruce:

Selina:

Bruce: What's in the box?

Selina:

Bruce: Selina, what's in the box?

Selina: I think you know.

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Jason: I have an idea!

Dick: No murder.

Jason: I no longer have an idea

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Write "Nothing is set in stone" on my grave as both a witty joke and a subtle warning that I will be back.

Jason Todd

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Marinette: Hey, how do I get revenge on those who have wronged me?

Dick: The best revenge is letting go and living well.

Marinette:

Marinette:

Marinette: Hey, Jason, how do i—

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Tim: You didn’t happen to bring any coffee, did you?

Marinette, handing him a thermos: Milk and sugar.

Tim: Oh, awesome. You’re a lifesaver.

Tim: [drinks]

Tim: …Wait, is this just milk and sugar?

Marinette: That’s what I said.

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Dick: When is quitting ever the answer?

Tim: Heroine. Cigarettes. A jigsaw puzzle. You already got the picture on the box!

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I forgot were I got the incorrect quote from but wanted to post something today! I thought it was pretty funny! Especially Tim’s Mug! ^^

[bisexualsforprompto]

@incorrect-maribat

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Oh my gaud this is wonderful, and also thanks Mina for tagging me so I could see this as well :D

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Jason: I admit. Some mistakes were made.

Tim: Murders. Some murders were made.