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Quotes that were definitely said by the residents of Mineral Town (Harvest Moon/STORY OF SEASONS: Back to Nature/for Girl/Friends of Mineral Town/More Friends of Mineral Town/64)

[amamizu87]

[zephyr-bazaar]

you know at first i thought it was kind of weird march was the overwhelmingly most popular mistria love interest out of everyone but then it hit me

the girlies… they yearn for tsundere blacksmith…

[pigpenandpaper]

retraining myself to draw on desktop, and to draw PERIOD lol

[palmpetals]

the blacksmith’s hand

[ranchstoryblog]

At long last, revealed at this year's Summer Wonfes, an official figure of a farmer from the Story of Seasons seems to be upon us! A Nendoroid of Claire!

[incorrect-mineral-town]

Carter: What are the hardest things to say?

Stu: I was wrong.

May: I need help.

Popuri: Worcestershire sauce.

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Karen: A whiskey for me and uh... he’ll have a Capri Sun.

Rick: Karen, I’m 25 years old.

Rick: I can order my own damn Capri Sun.

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Popuri: It's kinda cold.

Kai: Here, take my jacket.

Claire: [looking at Gray] I'm cold too.

Gray: Well, damn, Claire, I can't control the weather!

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Ann: Hey, how would you like your coffee?

Cliff: As dark and bitter as my soul.

Ann: One glass of milk coming up.

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Kai: Ask her something.

Pete, on the phone with Karen: So... How are you feeling today?

Karen: Fine.

Kai: Something personal!

Pete: At what age did you first get your period?

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Trent: [Staring pensively out a window]

Elli: He’s so handsome... I wonder what he’s thinking about.

Trent, internally: Wed-nes-day... Whensday? Wendesday...?

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Cliff: Have you ever read something so explicit that you feel like you need to go to church and stay there for a year?

Kai: Send it to me.

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Gray: That shirt makes you look like a girl.

Pete: Am I a pretty girl?

Gray: Oh, I, uh...you're beautiful.

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Kai: Hey, will you get something out of my back pocket for me?

Pete: What am I getting out of it?

Kai: A chance to feel my ass.

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Saibara: Just bought Gray a 'Get better soon!' card.

Ellen: Why? Is he sick?

Saibara: No, but I think he could be better.

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Ann: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the items you have lost throughout your life.

Claire: It would be nice to get my sense of purpose back.

Karen: Oh wow, my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this.

Cliff: My will to live! I haven’t seen this in 15 years!

Kai: I knew I lost that potential somewhere!

Gray: Mental stability, my old friend.

Ann: Guys, could you lighten up a little?

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Trent: Allergies?

Gotz: Cowardice and weak-willed men. And hazelnuts.