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Mme. Bustier: Does anyone have any question?

Kim: *Stands up* Okay, well I’m sure you’ve noticed that I’ve been going through a lot lately.

Mme. Bustier: That’s not a question.

Kim: And I know you’ve often wondered: “Who is Kim, really?”

Ivan: Nope, never.

Chloe: Until February, I thought your name was Jasper.

Kim: You know, there are times when I look out these windows, and I know you’re all thinking, “What makes the measure of this man?”

Alix: Oh my god, you’d better be dying! Kim: Look, I’m telling you all, with pride and excitement… and a lot of pride, about the new and improved Kim Chiến Lê. Here it goes: I’m bisexual. I like ladies and I like guys. Any questions?

*the class just stares at him*

Kim:  Oh, come on. You guys aren’t weirded out because I’m bisexual, are you?

Alix: No, we’re weirded out by the fact that you interrupted class to tell us that.

Mme. Bustier: Anyone have questions besides Kim, who seems to think that every class discussion is about him for some reason.

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Chloé: *annoyed* Can you stop her from being so cheerful? Alya: I don’t believe there is a power in the universe that can stop Rose from being cheerful. 

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Lil’ bit of advice, Rena, Queenie. If someone ever tries to steer you away from your intuition, tell them to fuck off.

Ladybug, showing Rena Rouge and Queen B how to superhero. (Source: Melanie Martinez)

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Queen B: Can’t you just Lucky-Charm is out of here, LB? Ladybug: Haven’t you learned anything about using your powers to solve things? Queen B: No. If we learn that lesson, how will we ever have fun?

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Chloe: You no-good, back-stabbing jezebel. I demand you show me that paper Marinette: I’m sorry, flattery won’t work

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*After Chat arrives to his secret “Hawkmoth is probably my dad” conspiracy hut in a storage unit only to find Ladybug standing in the middle of it*

Ladybug: I knew you were up to something, so I followed you here. I guessed the combination on the first try… *reveals lock* 69..69 Chat: June 9th 1969, the day my parents got married. Ladybug: No it isn’t. Chat: My mom’s birthday. Ladybug: No. Chat: The moon landing. Ladybug: Nope. Chat: FINE! You’re right! It’s a completely random number!

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You know, some people might say that all the black leather kind of makes you looks like an evil villain. Not me. I think you look like a sexy motorcycle.

Ladybug to Chat Noir in the future probably

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Mayor Bourgeois: Hello, Chloe. Make anyone cry today?

Chloe: Sadly no, but it’s only 4:30

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Hey there! My name is Mica, I’m a singer and I just uploaded a cover to Miraculous Ladybug’s Theme Song. I thought you might like it, so I wanted to share it with you ^-^

Thank you for your time! I really hope you enjoy it ♡

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Adrien: Did I miss something? What did Chloe do to warrant this much hatred? Alya: lmao have you noticed how she called the fire department just to disrupt class? Nino: Or… how she literally bullies students??? Marinette: Do you want a list???

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Marinette: Bad News - Alya locked her keys inside her house.

Marinette: Good News - We didn’t have to wait around for a locksmith.

Marinette: Bad News - Alya finds it very concerning that I know how to pick locks, and tried to unlock my Tragic Backstory™. I was too embarrassed to admit that the reason I learned was because, at thirteen, I figured that was the kind of skill that would impress hot people.

Marinette: Good News - A hot person saw me do it.

Marinette: Bad News - It was Adrien, and since he’s already seen me fall out of several trees, cry because I saw a fawn that was just too damn small, and knows I can ride a unicycle, he’ll never think I’m cool no matter what I do. It’s too late. He knows

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Marinette: Are you sure you made the right choice picking me?

Master Fu: I don’t make mistakes, Marinette. I do crosswords with sharpies and never learned the shortcut for undo.

Marinette: It’s command z.

Master Fu: Don’t need it. Won’t use it.

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Max: Writing things down is nerdy? What do you do?

Chloe: You forget stuff, like a cool person.

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I will find them... I'll find them if I have to burn down all of Paris!!!

Hawkmoth, about Ladybug and Chat Noir

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Don’t f*ck with me! I have the power of god and anime on my side

Adrien Agreste, at some point probably

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Chat: H-hey uhh, 1995 called! They want their “certain-year-called-wanting-it’s-‘blank’-back” formula back

Ladybug: Why, Chat? Why expend the effort?

Chat: Life is effort and I’ll stop when I die!

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A buddy of mine saw Chat Noir take his shirt off in the shower and said that he had an eight-pack. That Chat Noir is shredded.

Adrien Agreste