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Security System: Disabled

MC: Threatened

Phone: Hacked

I FORCIBLY ENTER THE RFA CHAT ROOM

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707: hey what would yall do if i ran for president

jumin: i'd kill myself

zen: trust fund kid knows what's up

yoosung: please fund my college tuition

jaehee: luciel, you're not even an american citizen, nor do even you fit the basic requirements for such a position

mc: i'll be your campaign manager! ^^

everyone:

707: if that's the case you're promoted

707: to first lady

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MC: I am the oceans gay waves, destined to seek Zen beyond Jaehee just out of reach, Jumins bank is always full, flowing like wine, the path is mine to climb.

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Jumin: I want to put mc in a cage.

Zen: I'm kinkshaming.

Jumin: Kinkshame me all you want; I deserve to be kinkshamed.

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707: yknow, i could really use a new maid. they must be dedicated, invested, hardworking

mc: [tap dances while simultaneously tipping fedora on a stage]

707: [snaps fingers] you're hired

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Yoosung: So the cream is missing and I went to ask Seven if he had seen it, which he hadn't, and as I was walking out, I turned off his light forgetting he was there, and it blew the bulb.

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707: I just ran out on a full bag of honey buddha chips and walked directly through two arguing guys to get a grimer, so I think it's safe to say that I have a Pokemon obsession

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jumin: elizabeth 3rd is a blessing from above

zen: both you and that cat are disgusting

jumin: unfollowed, blocked, unfriended, uninvited from my teen queen sweet sixteen summer beach bash

jaehee: ...was i supposed to plan that

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707: i'm just humble meme farmer tending my crops

yoosung: seven you don't even live on a farm

707: then explain why i'm in a bad mooooooood

yoosung: why so many o's lol

707: [breaks down] no one appreciates me around here

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Jaehee: i ate like 6 plates at Ya! Sushi

Yoosung: Before I read the ya sushi part I thought you'd eaten actual plates

Jaehee: i also ate like 6 plates yes

Yoosung: Plates are extra protein 💪

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Jumin: I don’t care where we are or what we’re doing, just as long as we’re together.

Elizabeth 3rd: Meow

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Jaehee: There was this spider in my bathroom and I was like "Holy crap where the hell did that come from" and I was starting to panic because it was darting around and then I thought "Wait a second. I'm not scared of spiders, what the hell am I doing" and proceeded to pick it up and put it outside. And that is the story of how I forgot I'm not scared of spiders.

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zen: I'm totally fine. I don't cry anymore, I'm so tough lol.

707: just yesterday you were crying about snakes.

zen: *tearing up* THEY DON'T HAVE ANY ARMS

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Yoosung: Is 9h 5mins too much time spent on this game, considering I only got it yesterday and started playing it about 7pm?

Also Yoosung: Lolno, That’s nothing compared to how much I played LOLOL

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Yoosung: i got dragged to one of those posh ass sports clubs by seven because his friend wanted to catch up and invited me and i was just sat there like 'no one can know that i slept in this outfit' :I