Incorrect Monster High

Things our ghouls tots said.

[ghouliaa]

It’s a good day to love + appreciate marisol coxi

[incorrect-monsterhigh]

hello guys (yes, I'm alive, although uni has been draining life from me like a thirsty Dracula)

I've been wondering what to do with this blog now that G3 is out. I know MH characters had some personality changes. Shall I change my blog according to it? Shall I make it "G1 only" blog? Shall I write quotes for G3 and G1? I'm not sure, I'm kinda confused.

[incorrect-monsterhigh]

Frankie: there are no stupid questions

Frankie: only stupid answers and my stupid jokes

[incorrect-monsterhigh]

Clawdeen: Would it kill you to stop taking 40 minute showers?

Howleen: Physically? No. Emotionally? The toll would be catastrophic.

[incorrect-monsterhigh]

Scarah: I can read minds.

Hoodude: Really?

Scarah: I'll show you.

Hoodude's mind: [intense screaming]

Scarah: [falls backward]

Hoodude: Yeah, I got a lot going on.

[incorrect-monsterhigh]

Draculaura: Clawdeen and I are just friends, nothing else.

Clawdeen: Yeah.

Abbey: [sneezes]

Abbey: Sorry, I'm just allergic to bullshit.

[incorrect-monsterhigh]

Frankie: "First of all", I say indignatly, with absolutely no idea where I'm going with this

Draculaura: I say "First of all" with an immense amount of confidence and then immediately forget what was I about to say

Clawdeen: "First of all", I say loudly and leave it at that

[incorrect-monsterhigh]

Deuce: So what was your childhood like?

Cleo: Oh, you mean my tragic backstory that you must be at level 3 relationship to unlock?

Deuce:

Deuce: Well, what level am I at?

Cleo: 10. So it all started-

[hutspio]

I DIDNT KNOW THEY HAD MH INCORRECT QUOTES THIS IS LOVELY

[incorrect-monsterhigh]

YES I was so upset Tumblr didn't have any blog about incorrect MH quotes that I made one myself

[incorrect-monsterhigh]

Deuce: So what was your childhood like?

Cleo: Oh, you mean my tragic backstory that you must be at level 3 relationship to unlock?

Deuce:

Deuce: Well, what level am I at?

Cleo: 10. So it all started-

[incorrect-monsterhigh]

Draculaura: Why is your back all scratched up?

Clawd: [flashbacks to him chasing a racoon after Lala told him to leave it alone]

Clawd, panicking: I'm having an affair.

[incorrect-monsterhigh]

Frankie: I am the ultimate third wheel.

Draculaura, cuddling with Clawd: You shouldn't think that way.

Lagoona, holding hands with Gil: Yeah, what makes you say that?

Cleo, hugging Deuce: Completely untrue.

Frankie: Wow. I have upgraded to the seventh wheel. I am truly powerful.

[incorrect-monsterhigh]

Spectra: And now for a gay update with Clawdeen!

Clawdeen: Getting gayer.

Spectra: Wonderful!

[incorrect-monsterhigh]

Howleen: Good news and bad news.

Clawdeen: Okay, bad news first.

Twyla: The fire we started in the school is out of control.

Clawdeen: THE WHAT-

Howleen: [holding a perfectly toasted pop tart] Wow, so you don't even care about the good news.

[incorrect-monsterhigh]

Headmistress Bloodgood: One day you could be a mother.

Venus: One day? I'm already a mother.

Robecca: THEY'RE PLANTS, VENUS.

Venus: THEY ARE MY BLOOD.

[incorrect-monsterhigh]

Writing a song for Cleo:

Operetta: You can become a musician if you want. They are all polite and well-mannered, just like you.

Johnny, singing in the distance: 🎶FUUCK THIS SHIIIT~🎶

Deuce: ...are you sure?

[incorrect-monsterhigh]

Lagoona: I saw you hanging out with Lorna yesterday!

Gil: L-lagoona, it's not what you think!

Lagoona, pointing loaded with salt water squirt gun at him: I won't hesitate, bitch!

[incorrect-monsterhigh]

Toralei: Anyone under 5'9 can't talk about fighting someone. Like, what are you gonna do? Headbutt someone in the chest?

Draculaura: Say goodbye to your kneecaps, asshole.