#source: future man

[waterfire1848]

[ Demon Celine seeing Mi Yeong and baby Rumi. ] Celine: Why is that hunter holding that shrunken human? Mi Yeong: My baby? Celine: That's a baby? Mi Yeong: You've never seen a baby before? Celine: Any new demons that come into the realm are already adults and creating new demons is prohibited under Gwi Ma's rule. Mi Yeong: Okay that's...intense. Celine: Why does it look like that? How does it defend itself? Mi Yeong: She can't. She's completely helpless. Celine: I wanna hold it. Mi Yeong: You can't just take my baby! Celine: Why not? I'm stronger than it.

[incorrect-muppet-quotes]

rizzo: okay, who's the hottest person you can think of? gonzo,sniffling:...camilla rizzo: okay. gonzo. camilla isn't here right now. you can be honest with me. gonzo: camila is a ten. rizzo: she's a six at best! gonzo: YOU TAKE THAT BACK!

[zhe-lazy-fox]

Cole: *face in his hands* Nya *trying to cheer him up*: Okay, who's the hottest person you can think of? Cole *sniffles*: Your brother. Jay & Nya: .... Jay: Okay, Cole... Kai's not here right now, you can be honest with us. Cole: Kai is a 10. Jay: He's a 6 at best! Cole *pulling Jay into a headlock*: YOU TAKE THAT BACK!

[5am-the-foxing-hour]

Logan: *face in his hands* Roman *trying to cheer him up*: Okay, who's the hottest person you can think of? Logan *sniffles*: Janus. Roman & Virgil: .... Virgil: Okay, L. Janus's not here right now, you can be honest with us. Logan: Janus is a 10. Roman: He's a 6 at best! Logan *grabbing Roman in a headlock*: YOU TAKE THAT BACK! Virgil: L! Logan! Logan!

[fabuloustrash05]

Trunks: Who’s the hottest person you can think of?

Vegeta: Your mother.

Trunks: Okay Dad, Mom isn’t here right now. You can be honest with me.

Vegeta: Your mother is a 10.

Trunks: She’s a 6 at best!

Vegeta, grabbing Trunks by the collar: YOU TAKE THAT BACK!!

[visual-novel-cinematic-universe]

MC: Sorry doesn't change the fact that you tried to kill me all for the sake of your dumb plan. MC: Do you think I enjoy putting my life on the line every mission? Leo: Guess it depends on the mission. MC: Nope! They're all bad. But I do them all the same because it's my job! Which is actually really, really important, AND I ACTUALLY PUT IN EFFORT INTO DOING IT, UNLIKE YOU AND YOUR JOB! A Roomba could replace you, and Vagastrom would be a whole lot better!

[drunkardbagels]

Smg4: We’re going to ‘69.

Mario: Beg your pardon?

Smg4: I said we’re going to ‘69.

Mario: You and me are gonna 69 right now?

Smg4: Yes, are you ready?

Mario: O-Okay uh- wait wha-what’s his deal in all this is he- is he gonna watch or..?

Smg3: No I’m going to ‘69 with you too

Smg3: Make sure you don’t fuck it up.

Smg4: No he’s right, we can’t do this without him.

Mario: What the fuck are you talking about?

Smg4: Going back in time to 1969 to save the world!

Mario: Oh. The year…

[battlships]

Jaskier: don't worry, I learned my lesson from Dasha. From now on I'm only taking illiterate lovers.

Geralt: that was not the lesson and you know it!