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— George Crabtree, at some point probably

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@incorrect-murdoch-quotes
If you combine Constantinople and Istanbul it makes constable
— George Crabtree, at some point probably
George Crabtree: If the elbows are the knees of the arms then are the knuckles the knees of the finger?
Henry: Ruthie, that was a stop sign.
Ruth, driving: I’ll stop twice on the way back.
[George and William standing the wreckage of a fire]
George: Sir do you ever think about how many people have died in this world? and how big Heaven must be to accommodate them all?
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ur profile pic is everything
thank u i made it in 3 seconds in gimp
Violet Hart: Blackmail is such an ugly word. I prefer extortion. The X makes it sound cool.
Higgins: Did you notice how hot your sister has gotten?
Jackson: *glares*
Higgins: Because I have not!
this is how that scene from ep15 went, right
Crabtree, about a suspect: She's speaking some kind of French.
Watts: Let me handle it. I speak Spanish. It's the same thing.
Watts: Damn, Murdoch, are you secretly cool?
Murdoch: Well, poker is just math, so I guess it depends on if you consider the mathematician, Carl Friedrich Gauss, cool.
Watts: I do not.
Brackenreid: Uh oh.
Watts: What?
Brackenreid: Somebody's in love.
Watts: Yeah, right. I just think Milo's cool. It's not like I lay awake at night thinking about him.
Watts, later that night: Uh oh.
Violet: No, it would be against my moral compass.
Julia: Your moral compass is a fucking roulette wheel!
Violet: This is the meanest, rottenest trick I’ve ever heard of
Violet: I’m proud to be a part of it!
Julia: Do you take constructive criticism?
Ruth: Not without crying
Apologies for spam reblogging it’s just that you’re a comedic genius
— Autistic-Watts
spam reblog as much as youd like! i just try to keep my own posts somewhat sparse since i dont wanna spam the murdoch tags myself XD but im glad you enjoy the blog!!
I love ur blog please make more, this is the most i've laughed in a while :]
im glad you enjoy it! i think i might still have a few in drafts lol, i just genuinely dont use tumblr much so i forget to keep things active (also im slow on keeping up with the new eps so then i avoid the tag to avoid the spoilers) but ty bless u have a good day <3
Murdoch: I personally don't think it's possible to come up with a crazier plan.
Watts: We could attack them with hummus.
Murdoch: I stand corrected.
Watts: Just keeping things in perspective.