Deeks: i may be an idiot
Deeks: but I'm not stupid
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@incorrect-ncisla-quotes
Deeks: i may be an idiot
Deeks: but I'm not stupid
Ziva: you don't understand. I like Tony but I don't like Tony. I have very positive feelings of attraction towards him but I also want to punch him in the face again.
Deeks: you need to use what God gave you.
Kensi: my charm and my wit?
Deeks: that's a weird name for your boobs.
Tony: as much as I hate to admit it, you're like the dad the team never had.
Gibbs: you all don't have a dad?
Tony: I mean we do but they suck.
Sam: you should rely on your natural instincts.
Eric: well, my natural instincts are to panic.
Ziva: Hey, I was wondering if you could help me out.
Abby: say no more. here's a bunch of explosives.
Ziva: nope, different thing.
Kensi: there's only one solution. Someone has to go to Hetty and talk to her.
Deeks: I vote we all look at Callen at the same time.
Eric: it's just a moo point.
Sam: a moo point?
Eric: yeah. it's like a cow's opinion; it just doesn't matter. it's moo.
Sam, to Callen: have we been hanging out with him too long or did that all just make sense?
Someone: Sir, are you alright?
Gibbs: yeah.
Someone: you don't look alright.
Gibbs: then stop looking.
Kensi: Deeks told a joke.
Sam: no, Kensi, Deeks is a joke.
Kensi: what are you doing?
Deeks: *laying bundled up on a couch*
Deeks: I think I'm dying, but then again this 104 fever may be clouding my judgement.
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Nell, watching Kensi and Deeks argue: this is bad.
Eric: I know.
Eric: I wish I had popcorn.
Tony, to Ziva: you look so hot when you find me annoying.
Kensi: so wait, Eric kissed you, and you said 'thank you'?
Nell: yes.
Kensi: well, that was very polite.
Ziva: God, I hate her.
Abby: me too.
Ziva: you've no idea who I'm talking about.
Abby: solidarity, sister!
Callen: we had to leave at this ungodly hour.
Deeks: it's four in the afternoon.
Sam: he's got a thing about sunlight.
Callen: it's too bright!