#source: charmed

[incorrectbatfam]

Bruce: Who's trying to kill us?

Barbara: No one.

Bruce: That's new.

[holy-incorrectquotes-batman]

Jason: Did you get my flowers? Roy: Yeah. "Sorry I tried to strangle you." Probably not a card the florist gets to write everyday.

[incorrectquoteshungergames]

Johanna: Who’s trying to kill us?

Finnick: No one…?

Johanna: That’s new.

[ouatsqincorrect]

Emma: Who's trying to kill us? David: ...No one? Emma: That's new.

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Agatha: Did you get my flowers?

Rio: Yeah. “Sorry I tried to strangle you” Probably not a card a florist gets to write everyday.

[incorrectlooneytunesquotes]

Bugs: Can I have my slippers back, Daffy? Daffy: What sthlippers? Bugs: The slippers you borrowed last night. Daffy: Wasn't me. Bugs: Oh, I'm sorry. I must have gotten you confused with another Daffy.

[verycorrect-tbbquotes]

Hunter: Did you get my flowers?

Crosshair: Yeah. "Sorry I tried to strangle you." Probably not a card the florist gets to write everyday, huh?

[daemon-is-perfectly-unhinged]

Otto: Some of us have a job.

Jon: Some of us have fun.

Rhaegar: And some of us are having a really bad hair day.