incorrect nct quotes

everything on this blog is from a group chat of me and my friends

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donghyuck, in a white girl voice: taeyong people are like, ugly

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announcement? kinda?

unimportant but i’m expanding this acc to be from more than just one group chat

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[jaemin buying ice cream for everyone]

chenle: can i have cotton candy flavor

chenle: or red flavor ;)

everyone:

chenle: please laugh

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chenle: you like jazz?

jeno: no

taeil: i don’t like any of you

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kun: i just watched the incredibles 2

jaehyun: spoil anything and sicheng dies

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jaehyun: oh ten, the gay white girls claimed you

ten: not surprising

ten: i represent the gays

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Jaemin: dad y r u gay

Ten: because my ass

Ten: is empty

Jaemin: ...dad

Ten: i do not want it to be empty

Ten: that is why i am gay

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Yuta: what does one wear to a party

Jeno: this

Yuta: goddamnit jeno

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LET ME LIVE YOU MICROWAVABLE VAGINAL SPRAYS

-mark lee whenever nct gives him shit

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Johnny: what’s wrong with “i have a weenie oppa uwu~”

Mark: everything

Mark: everything is wrong with that

Johnny: i disagree

Johnny: it gets the point across

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Mark: i remember one time in fifth grade i walked backwards into a pole and hit my head and then laughed so hard i fell into another pole and that’s the story of why i have two oddly shaped dents in the back of my head

Winwin: sounds accurate to your personality

Mark: thanks i try

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Winwin: just had my fourth sip of alcohol tonight are you ready for another drunk sicheng

Yuta: “fourth sip” pathetic

Yuta: be a man

Winwin: i got drunk off of two big sips last night don’t test me i’m a child

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Mark: guys im about to read a 1D fic wish me luck on my maiden voyage

Winwin: why is it that when people cry water comes out of their eyes

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Taeil: looking thru this chat i realized jeno says the wildest things

Jeno: IM NOT THE ONE WHO SENT THE FURRY PORN

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Renjun: y’all hear me out

Jeno: no