Ragnor: What am I allergic to? Magnus: Pine nuts. Magnus: And the full spectrum of human emotion.
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Ragnor: What am I allergic to? Magnus: Pine nuts. Magnus: And the full spectrum of human emotion.
James: If there's going to be a big dramatic scene, wait until I get back. Matthew: Of course. I can't flip this table by myself.
alec, about simon: go talk to him. tell him you think heās cute.
jace: he could hear me so no
james: iām going to hell.
matthew: probably.
james: i'll pick you up?
matthew: *nodding* carpool.
Thomas: You canāt love someone unless you love yourself first
Alastair: Bullshit. I have never loved myself.
Alastair: But you? I love you so much that I forget what hating myself feels like
Alastair: How do you have so many cobwebs in your hair??
Thomas: I dont know, I cant see the top of my head.
Alastair: No one can see the top of your head, except God.
Alec: I'm a confident driver.
Magnus: You almost ran over Clary!
Alec: I did it with confidence, though.
Magnus: Subtlety is key
Alec: You're dressed as a cowboy
Magnus: Simon? What are you writing?
Simon: A fanfic.
Magnus: About what?
Simon: About you and Alec.
Magnus: What? Why?
Simon: Alec asked me to. I'm being paid.
Alec: I TOLD YOU TO KEEP THAT ANONYMOUS YOU IDIOT!
cecily: i just want to hear those four words.
christopher: i love you, mom!
cecily: nice try, but you know which four words iām talking about.
christopher: ...
christopher: i wonāt explode furniture
Christopher: people tell me I have a unique way of lighting up a room.
Thomas: itās called arson and those people are witnesses
Ragnor: Absolutely not. I want something else to do.
Christopher: You could be a test subject for my new experiment
Ragnor:
Ragnor: You know what on second thought-
Gabriel: this date is boring
Cecily: Itās not a date, I said I was going to the store
Gabriel: why did you invite me?
Cecily: I didnāt. I specifically said ādo not come with me.ā Yet here you are
Thomas to Merry Thieves: thank you for not embarrassing me.
Thomas: at least for first five minutes.
Clary: I am so small and bitter. Iām like a human espresso. move out of the way or else youāre dead.
Clary: Whatās disrespectful is you treating me like iām still seven!
Magnus: So what are you now, eight?
Clary: No! Iām seventeen!
Magnus: Well you look eight.
Magnus, to Simon: Your heartās in the right place, but I have no idea where your brain is.