shadowhunter stuffs

ig: rosemaryherondale

[the-mortal-incorrects]

Ragnor: What am I allergic to? Magnus: Pine nuts. Magnus: And the full spectrum of human emotion.

[chrasilla]

James: If there's going to be a big dramatic scene, wait until I get back. Matthew: Of course. I can't flip this table by myself.

[let-conner-bailey-say-fuck-deac]

alec, about simon: go talk to him. tell him you think he’s cute.

jace: he could hear me so no

[lady-ofroses]

james: i’m going to hell.

matthew: probably.

james: i'll pick you up?

matthew: *nodding* carpool.

[lifewouldbebetteronmars]

Thomas: You can’t love someone unless you love yourself first

Alastair: Bullshit. I have never loved myself.

Alastair: But you? I love you so much that I forget what hating myself feels like

[cristinablackthornkingson]

Alastair: How do you have so many cobwebs in your hair??

Thomas: I dont know, I cant see the top of my head.

Alastair: No one can see the top of your head, except God.

[malecquotes-deactivated20230317]

Alec: I'm a confident driver.

Magnus: You almost ran over Clary!

Alec: I did it with confidence, though.

[bookishbabies]

Magnus: Subtlety is key

Alec: You're dressed as a cowboy

[malecquotes-deactivated20230317]

Magnus: Simon? What are you writing?

Simon: A fanfic.

Magnus: About what?

Simon: About you and Alec.

Magnus: What? Why?

Simon: Alec asked me to. I'm being paid.

Alec: I TOLD YOU TO KEEP THAT ANONYMOUS YOU IDIOT!

[silenasbeckendorf]

cecily: i just want to hear those four words.

christopher: i love you, mom!

cecily: nice try, but you know which four words i’m talking about.

christopher: ...

christopher: i won’t explode furniture

[theinfernalposts]

Christopher: people tell me I have a unique way of lighting up a room.

Thomas: it’s called arson and those people are witnesses

[luciesaxe]

Ragnor: Absolutely not. I want something else to do.

Christopher: You could be a test subject for my new experiment

Ragnor:

Ragnor: You know what on second thought-

[macfairchild]

Gabriel: this date is boring

Cecily: It’s not a date, I said I was going to the store

Gabriel: why did you invite me?

Cecily: I didn’t. I specifically said ‘do not come with me.’ Yet here you are

[dustandducks]

Thomas to Merry Thieves: thank you for not embarrassing me.

Thomas: at least for first five minutes.

[banescrown]

Clary: I am so small and bitter. I’m like a human espresso. move out of the way or else you’re dead.

[incorrect-nephilim]

Clary: What’s disrespectful is you treating me like i’m still seven!

Magnus: So what are you now, eight?

Clary: No! I’m seventeen!

Magnus: Well you look eight.

[incorrect-nephilim]

Magnus, to Simon: Your heart’s in the right place, but I have no idea where your brain is.