Dec 30, 2022
Clary: We call that a traumatic experience. Clary, turning to Maia: Not a "bruh moment". Clary, turning to Simon: Not "sadge". Clary, turning to Izzy: And DEFINITELY not an "oof LMAO"
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Clary: We call that a traumatic experience. Clary, turning to Maia: Not a "bruh moment". Clary, turning to Simon: Not "sadge". Clary, turning to Izzy: And DEFINITELY not an "oof LMAO"
The squad is playing a team sport Simon: Are you upset you don’t get to be on the same team as Maia? Clary: Have you ever played a game with Maia? Simon: No… Clary: Have you ever been trapped in a cage with a wolverine? Meanwhile, on the other side of the field Maia, chasing Izzy: I SAID FASTER! DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE WORD “FASTER” MEANS? IT MEANS MORE FAST!!!!
Police: You’re under arrest for trying to carry three people on a single motorcycle. Izzy, with Maia and Clary behind them: Wait, what do you mean THREE?! Police: Yes…three. Izzy: Oh, my God— What the fuck!? Police: Wha- Izzy: Simon FUCKING FELL OFF!
Izzy, watching Simon and Clary fight: Are you sure they should be fighting? What if they get hurt? Maia, not bothered by the chaos: It’s fine. They’re too evenly matched to hurt each other. Izzy: Then... who’s the strongest out of you three? Simon: Maia. Clary: Maia. Maia: Me.
I did this wrong. I did this all wrong. How could I have let this happen? How did I not see it coming? How didn't I step in and do something, and... why can't I fix things? I'm a bad mother.
Jocelyn, about Clary
Ty: Oh, I bet you're loving this, aren't you?
Kit: What? No! I might be mad at you, but I don't wanna hurt you!
Ty: Well, you're already hurting me. Every time you remind me of the mistakes I made, every time you rub it in my face that I let you down. I mean, what's it gonna take for you to let this go?
Kit: Ty, I... I...
Ty: Just tell me and I'll do it. Anything!
Kit: I don't know, okay?!
Livvy: Huh?
Kit: I just need time. Look, I want things to go back to the way they were. But- but- *sobs*
Ty: I'm sorry, Kit. You take all the time you need. Maybe it's enough to admit we've still got issues, instead of pretending they don't exist.
Kit: *sniffs* I think that'd be good.
Magnus: Alec, let me go. You can't pull me up.
Alec: Never.
Alec: *Answers phone.* Hello?
Jace: It's Jace.
Alec: What did he do this time?
Jace: No, it's me, Alec. It's actually me.
Alec: What did you do this time?