Incorrect Nintama Quotes

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Mikiemon: open rp Hey can I get seven large cokes and a bbq sauce

Shuichiro: is pepsi ok

Mikiemon: 'I guess' i said sulking, my rose hued orbs peering down because of gravity

Shuichiro: ‘ok’ i hand you seven large cokes and a pepsi

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*cooking class*

Shinbei: I’m 10 years old tryin to know who to cook scrambled eggs for my family in the morning

Kisanta: I tried your scrambled eggs and thank you so much and I’m only ten years old and I’m thanking you beacuse I needed to learn how to cook thank you so much

Kanemon: Im 14 and i just cook my first successful scrambled eggs

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Isaku: king i needbfjdjgnjfg qldkr snmsmdjgjt ..... .. i need-- fjrjkrhgphpqn dd

Zatto: Huh *Dunks you’re head back underwater*

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Senzou: Are there any food that start with “th”? im just wondering...

Shinbei: thoup & thauthages,,,,

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Hachizaemon: Pets love eating meat flavoured cereal with no milk

Heisuke: Dog food doesn’t taste like meat tbh

Hachizaemon: its not for you king

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Isaku: You ready for tomorrows history test?

Koheita: Yea

Isaku: What ended in 1896?

Koheita: 1895

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Raizou: no more talking to myself i am not good for each other

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Kirimaru: hey what’s up

Shinbei: It’s a movie about a old man turning his house into a hot air balloon

Kirimaru: thanks

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Mikiemon: have you ever looked at someone and thought... i could look at you for hours and not get bored

Takiyashamaru: me looking in the mirror

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Shuichiro: throwing lamps at people who need to lighten up

Takiyashamaru: throwing handles at people who need to get a grip

Kihachiro: throwing refrigerators at people who need to chill

Takamaru: throwing scissors at people who need to “cut it out”

Mikiemon: throwing clocks at people who need to get with the times

Senzou: throwing matches at people who need to get fired up

Monjiro: Throwing a brick at someone to kill them

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Mikiemon: please drop a kin list

Shousei: i am 31 years old

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Samon: out of cheese what food

Sakubei: I’m sorry what?

Samon: hammed burger :(

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Rantarou: coke of cola is a health potion. pepsi is a mana potion

Shinbei: what’s graped soda

Kirimaru: it’s fucking purple baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Mikiemon: blinking again 😐😑😐😑😐😑

Takiyashamaru: Shut up

Mikiemon: i’m lit eraly just blinking you shut up

Takiyashamaru: I’m going to poison you

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Monjiro: Floor soup is on the menu again tonight fellas!

Mikiemon, dragging his spoon across the floor: i hate this fucking restaurant why do we always eat here

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Senzou: you dont have to ‘ship’ things .... just a reminder

Monjiro: Yeah you could deliver them insteJSHCKWNFIWNFOWJCIEN@*”*#**$ ENICIWJFJW!>*÷`=*

Senzou: poor thing...walked right into the electrical fence while speaking...