Incorrect Outlander Quotes

"Dinna believe everything you read on the internet." - Jamie Fraser

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Claire: I’m so sorry, Mr. MacTavish, I was just trying to help, I didn’t mean for you to be in danger. Jamie: Don’t feel bad, I’m usually in danger.

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Claire: Jamie, can you help me lace up my dress? Jamie: No problem. Claire: Jamie: Claire: Up, Jamie. Jamie: Sorry, force of habit.

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Jamie: Sassenach, why is this drawer locked? Claire: No reason. I keep...private things in there. Jamie: What's in there, Sassenach? Claire: ...Feminine stuff. Jamie: Don't try to make me uncomfortable with feminine stuff! Claire: Jamie, there is nothing in there that concerns you. If you love me, you'll let it go. Jamie: Fine. Claire: Thank you. Jamie: [Tries the drawer again] Claire: Jamie: Love you.

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Ian: One of the Mohawk men got me excited about going in on an emu farm. That'd be kinda cool huh? Pitchin' in on the weekends, helping to plant the emus... Claire: Ian...Emus are birds. You raise them for meat.

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Claire: Jamie, you can't do that. It's illegal. Jamie: It's not illegal. Claire: It's against the law. Jamie: Well, yeah...

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Jamie: Ian, looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun. You don't stare at it. It's too risky. Ya get a sense of it and then you look away.

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Jamie: No, no, no, no, no, NO! No, no… we're not together. We're not a couple. We're definitely not a couple. John: Well, you seem pretty insulted by that. What? I'm not good enough for you? Jamie: We are not going to have this conversation again.

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John: I mean who isn’t gay? Jamie: A lot of people... John: Oh okay, woo hoo. I’ll get the trumpets out, sorry..

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Percy: Am I a coward? John: Yes. Percy: Couldn't you at least hesitate? John: Why bother when there is ample evidence?

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Jamie: Everything's going to be all right. Brianna: What do you know?! No one's going up to you and saying, "Hi! Is that your nostril? Mind if we push this POT ROAST THROUGH IT?"

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Jamie: Can you see my nipples through this shirt? Claire: No. But don't worry, I'm sure they're still there.

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Claire: There’s an unspoken rule where if this many people are trying to kill you, then you should be dead already. Jamie: Yeah, well, they're all bad at it.

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John: So, I hear you hate me. Jamie: I didn't say "hate." I was really careful about that. John: A little birdie said something about ripping your arm off and throwing it at me. Jamie: You got "hate" from that?

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Jamie: Sassenach, have you slept at all? You look worn out. Claire: Just what every woman wants to hear.

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Roger: What's going on with Mrs. Crombie? Claire: She may have died. Roger: She *may* have died? Claire: We're looking into it.

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Brianna: I think this hunting trip is gonna be a really good bonding experience with Roger. Guys love it when you can show them you're better than they are at something they love.

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Claire: Just let me know if you'd like to go for a walk this week. Jamie: I was thinking about going to the mountains and crying at some point but that's flexible.