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Virgil: I have a plan.
Patton: No stabbing.
Virgil: I have no plan.
Virgil: I’m trans / Roman: okay, but you’ve still got a woman’s body / Virgil: Yeah, we should probably bury this dead girl instead of talking about gender / Roman, sighing: I’ll get the shovels
Aldnbalajs bless you for this blog. You are doing our Evil Overlord Elena's work
Why thank you! I try.
Also, I didn’t sneeze.
In a groupchat
Patton: *slides in* Hello :))
Roman: *falls out of ceiling* Hi
Virgil: *crawls out from the pits of hell* Hey
Is 'no' an emotion? Because I feel it.
Virgil, most likely
Roman: This plan is missing something...
Virgil: All the steps to make it succeed?
Calamity: I’m a big country fan
Kaimi: *tries to think of something to say but panics* China is very large
I hate when you kill someone and they don't stay dead. Really, how rude do you have to be?
Missy
One of Virgil’s coworkers: What would you two like?
Virgil: A milkshake with two straws.
Roman: [blushes]
Virgil: [puts two straws in his mouth] Look how fast I can drink this!
Logan: Anyone feel good when their brain releases endorphins?
Virgil: No.
Patton: Why would my brain release a bunch of dolphins?
Roman: I’m straight.
Virgil: Hey.
Roman: So turns out I’m not straight-
Don't joke about murder. I was murdered once and it offends me.
Virgil, after the events of chapter 20
“You know what I also love? You going the fuck to sleep.”
-Patton, to Virgil at some point
Thomas: Got a hot date? Virgil: No, but the man I’m dating does. ;) Roman: *Offended princey noises*
Virgil: Bro, I had a dream we fucked Roman: Relax bro, it’s just a dream Virgil: pfft, gay, I wouldn’t fuck you Roman: … Roman: …you wouldn’t? Virgil: I mean, unless you want to-
Logan: Being gay isn’t a choice.
Logan, picking up Patton like a trophy: It’s a game and I’m winning.