trust me, these are 100% quotes from the grishaverse

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Zoya: Love is weakness and an evolutionary mistake.

Tamar: You are literally making a Valentine’s day card for Nikolai right now.

Zoya: *pointing her hot glue gun threateningly* You’re on thin fucking ice.

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The Darkling: It's murder o'clock and I'm always on time.

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Nikolai: how much blood do you have to lose until you can’t get a boner?

Genya: what kind of life do you live?!

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Genya: What did you guys get in your yearbook?

Nikolai: 'Prettiest Smile' 

Alina: 'Nicest Personality' 

Mal: 'Most likely to start a bar fight' 

Zoya: 'Least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win one'

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Zoya: Stop! Stop talking about getting possessed!

Nikolai: I'm free real estate

Zoya: YOU'RE NOT FREE REAL ESTATE!

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Nina: I swing both ways ;)

Nina: Violently. With a bat. Come get some motherfuckers.

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Nina during King of Scars

Nina: Zoya's going to kill me, isn't she? How fucked do you guys think I am? On the fuck-o-meter, where am I?

Leoni: Oh, 12.

Adrik: Yeah. 12, I'd say.

Nina: Out of what?

Leoni: Er... 50.

Adrik: Oh. Mine was out of 10.

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Zoya: You took advice from the Darkling?

Nikolai: It’s called hitting rock bottom, Zoya.

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Tarot Reader: Now I will show you your fortune

Nina: Cool I guess

Tarot Reader: Why is every card death, what the fuck, I don't even have that many death cards

Nina: Figures

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Genya: Don't worry. No one else is going to ask Zoya out.

Nikolai: Why not?

Genya: Because Zoya is terrifying.

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The Darkling: I can’t mansplain, manipulate, manwhore my way out of this one boys.

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Alina: Aleksander, why did you think ANY of this was a good idea!?

The Darkling: Probably because I'm a dangerous sociopath with a long history of violence.

Alina: ...ah.

The Darkling: I don't understand how you keep forgetting that.

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Nikolai, trying to rally up the troups on the battlefield: We either die free, or die trying!

Adrik: Are those the only choices?

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Zoya: Why hasn’t anyone killed you yet?

The Darkling: Dumb luck. In that I’m lucky you’re all so dumb.

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The Darkling, at literally any point in time: I’m not going to stand here and listen to you accusing me of things I clearly did.

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Zoya, screaming: YOU MEAN A LOT TO ME!

Nikolai: Wh-

Zoya: YOU’RE ESSENTIAL TO MY EXISTENCE!

Nikolai: Why are you screaming?!

Zoya: I HAVE DIFFICULTY EXPRESSING MYSELF! IT HELPS TO SAY SENTIMENTAL THINGS IN AN AGGRESSIVE TONE!

Nikolai:

Zoya: I FUCKING LOVE YOU!

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Nikolai: Don’t be so pessimistic. It’ll affect team morale.

Adrik: What? And getting us blown up won’t?

Nikolai: Only very, very briefly.