Zoya: Love is weakness and an evolutionary mistake.
Tamar: You are literally making a Valentine’s day card for Nikolai right now.
Zoya: *pointing her hot glue gun threateningly* You’re on thin fucking ice.
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@incorrect-ravka-quotes
Zoya: Love is weakness and an evolutionary mistake.
Tamar: You are literally making a Valentine’s day card for Nikolai right now.
Zoya: *pointing her hot glue gun threateningly* You’re on thin fucking ice.
The Darkling: It's murder o'clock and I'm always on time.
Nikolai: how much blood do you have to lose until you can’t get a boner?
Genya: what kind of life do you live?!
Genya: What did you guys get in your yearbook?
Nikolai: 'Prettiest Smile'
Alina: 'Nicest Personality'
Mal: 'Most likely to start a bar fight'
Zoya: 'Least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win one'
Zoya: Stop! Stop talking about getting possessed!
Nikolai: I'm free real estate
Zoya: YOU'RE NOT FREE REAL ESTATE!
Nina: I swing both ways ;)
Nina: Violently. With a bat. Come get some motherfuckers.
Nina during King of Scars
Nina: Zoya's going to kill me, isn't she? How fucked do you guys think I am? On the fuck-o-meter, where am I?
Leoni: Oh, 12.
Adrik: Yeah. 12, I'd say.
Nina: Out of what?
Leoni: Er... 50.
Adrik: Oh. Mine was out of 10.
Zoya: You took advice from the Darkling?
Nikolai: It’s called hitting rock bottom, Zoya.
Tarot Reader: Now I will show you your fortune
Nina: Cool I guess
Tarot Reader: Why is every card death, what the fuck, I don't even have that many death cards
Nina: Figures
Genya: Don't worry. No one else is going to ask Zoya out.
Nikolai: Why not?
Genya: Because Zoya is terrifying.
The Darkling: I can’t mansplain, manipulate, manwhore my way out of this one boys.
Alina: Aleksander, why did you think ANY of this was a good idea!?
The Darkling: Probably because I'm a dangerous sociopath with a long history of violence.
Alina: ...ah.
The Darkling: I don't understand how you keep forgetting that.
Nikolai, trying to rally up the troups on the battlefield: We either die free, or die trying!
Adrik: Are those the only choices?
Zoya: Why hasn’t anyone killed you yet?
The Darkling: Dumb luck. In that I’m lucky you’re all so dumb.
The Darkling, at literally any point in time: I’m not going to stand here and listen to you accusing me of things I clearly did.
Zoya, screaming: YOU MEAN A LOT TO ME!
Nikolai: Wh-
Zoya: YOU’RE ESSENTIAL TO MY EXISTENCE!
Nikolai: Why are you screaming?!
Zoya: I HAVE DIFFICULTY EXPRESSING MYSELF! IT HELPS TO SAY SENTIMENTAL THINGS IN AN AGGRESSIVE TONE!
Nikolai:
Zoya: I FUCKING LOVE YOU!
Nikolai: Don’t be so pessimistic. It’ll affect team morale.
Adrik: What? And getting us blown up won’t?
Nikolai: Only very, very briefly.