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Dook: ppl only say “sus” because they can’t spell suspishus

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Beach Bear, addressing the squad: And if you have any suggestions feel free to put them in the suggestion box.

Rolfe: But – that’s just a trash can.

Beach Bear: It sure is!

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Mitzi: do you ever get so tired you start seeing spiders

Beach Bear: yeah like when you take too much Benadryl and see the hat man?

Mitzi: the hat man?? What??

Beach Bear: oh is this not a safe place anymore?!?

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Rolfe: you’ve been late 3 times this week, you know what that means.

Beach Bear: it’s Wednesday

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Billy Bob: awww my boy is so smart

Beach Bear: when’s your birthday lil man?

Choo-Choo: CEREAL 🗣

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Rolfe: is there a panic room for us to hide in?

Billy Bob: Rolfe, every room you’re in is a panic room.

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Beach Bear: I don’t know how much fuck it we ball I got left in me

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Dook: I actually have a black belt.

Beach Bear: you do karate?

Dook: nah it’s Prada

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Idk if I ever posted this (it’s like a year old)

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Mitzi: I have two moods

Mitzi: bawling and balling 😎

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Beach Bear: I do trust science I trust doctors and quite frankly I’d let them a stick a walkman between my shoulder blades if it means I can get drunk at Epcot again

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Beach Bear: I just ended a 5 year relationship

Dook: bro are you okay?

Beach Bear: yea it wasn’t my relationship

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Billy Bob: I really like this whole ‘good guy, bad guy’ thing you guys have going on.

Beach Bear: It’s not an act, it’s just that I’m mean and Mitzi isn’t

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[ID: two drawings of beach bear and billy bob with quotes from @incorrect-rockafire-quotes. beach bear is colored in blue, and has his hands up in a shrug. the text under him says "beach bear: you call it "bad at darts", i call it freestyle acupuncture." the second is billy bob colored in a muted orange/red. he's nervously looking at beach. the text underneath him says "billy bob: sir we're going to have to ask you to leave the bar. /end ID]

couldn't resist drawing this

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Beach Bear: hey man if you need anything just ask-

Dook: thanks man it means a lot

Beach Bear: -someone else

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Rolfe: How many kids do you have?

Fatz: Biologically, emotionally, or legally?

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Dook: When i get doordash I order 20 cheeseburgers at a time and heat them up throughout the week so that I dont have to pay the delivery fee multiple times

Beach Bear: I hope you know how food poisoning works

Dook: I hope food poisoning understands how I work. I never met a burger I couldn’t eat.