Take care

27 yo, he/him, feel free to ask me to tag things

[kabsey]

I want to write more in 2026. And there’s only one way I can do it—by writing the most self-indulgent garbage you have ever seen.

[hoemine]

*wipe away dust* forgot this existed

[omtai]

i wish u could hold out ur hand to pigeons and they’d come sniff it like cats would & they’d go ooo rooo rorooo oo and let u pet them. alas bird flu

[only-cat-memes]

[moveslikekeithrichards]

the role of the person in the passenger seat is not only navigator but secretary as well. you have to type up the drivers messages to random ladies on facebook about cbd cream & google whether that billy joel song was the theme song for that show or not

[moveslikekeithrichards]

you also have to provide a henchmans disdainful scowl at whoever the driver is flipping off in the target parking lot

[the-apocrypha]

other assorted roles may include

retrieval team for objects in the backseat

custodian of the parking garage tickets

"All clear my way"

en-route dining concierge

announcing "Horses!" when there are horses

[lynx-girl]

Don't forget the Tommy Gun

[help-my-ocs-breached-containmen]

You should never forget the Tommy Gun

[cherryfleischer-deactivated2026]

[muzzlesbian]

nice outfit LOSER!!! 2001 called, they

[muzzlesbian]

hold on.

[muzzlesbian]

oh my god

[beepophobia]

Been thinking about Deathslinger a lot I love old men

[imarson404]

apologies Etsy witches, I was unfamiliar with your game

[sleaterkinnie-deactivated202412]

that onion headline that's like "whatever. the emo kids are all sitting on each other's lap" is their realest one yet

[sleaterkinnie-deactivated202412]

it was clickhole my bad

[rongzhi]

[astronnova]

[str8aura-no-not-that-one]

[important-animal-images]

[oe6]

[rabbiddyke]

don’t kill urself. get violently high and jack off at 11am. eat a really big burger. flirt with hot women online. jack off again at 1pm. take a fat nap. jack off again at 4,5,6pm. watch a movie. the world is your oyster

[everydaylouie]

five second rule

[moreglitter]

STOP. moment of gratitude for those precious times of breathing from your nostrils when you don't have a stuffy nose

[paulgadzikowski]

Everyone who doesn't have a headache right now, stop right now for a moment and appreciate how good it is not to have a headache.

[cognitohazardous]

tumblr gif search: only displays gifs of the most visually uninteresting live action netflix shows you didnt even know existed starring lab-grown white 20somethings

discord gif search: exclusively populated by vtubers and reaction gifs made by someone solely for their friend

[cognitohazardous]

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