Incorrect Realm of the Elderlings

Things that definitely happened in Realm of the Elderlings series by Robin Hobb. Feel free to submit any fun quotes (if a source can be provided that's useful). You can submit in either text or image form. NSFW quotes are allowed and will be tagged. Profile picture by John Howe.

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fitz: getting a brain scan today lads

regal: to see if you have one?

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starling: ‘be the bigger person’ i can’t. i’m only 5’3”.

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“On all levels except physical, I am a wolf.”

- Fitz

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“why can’t a heterosexual guy tell a heterosexual guy that he thinks his booty is fly?”

- Fitz

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wintrow: it’s rare for me to not find a party boring. i typically just stand there listening to people talk about themselves wishing i was home reading an actual biography about an actually interesting person

malta: it’s shocking nobody wants to talk to you

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Brashen: how do you feel about kids Althea: i mean, they’re okay. if i saw one i wouldn’t throw a rock at it Brashen: why would you throw a rock at a child Althea: i just said i wouldn’t

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“Be careful with my emotional baggage. It’s designer.”

- Lord Golden

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Regal: if YOU die because I poisoned you…how is that MY fault like I’m sorry you aren’t immune to my poisons I think that’s genuinely something you need to work on. Fix yourself before blaming others.