do we have qualms here, mountain hobo?

Incorrect quotes from a nerd, a criminal, an orphan, and a joke. Feel free to send in asks and/or submit incorrect quotes!

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alex: all of the birds died in 1986 due to reagan killing them, and replacing them with spies that are now watching us. the birds work for the bourgeoisie

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alex: i haven’t been to subway in 2 years cos the woman went “what bread do you want” and i went “yeah”

[jadealatus]

Dariush: Dammit, we lost Gabriel

Alex: Hold on, let me handle this

Alex: HELP ME! DARIUSH IS HURTING ME

Dariush: Are you seriously-

*Gabriel shows up running*

Gabriel: bITCH DON’T YOU DARE

Alex: Told you

Zhenzhen: I hate this group

[catluvr985]

Dariush: wait did we leave Gabriel at the police station?

ZhenZhen: oh God, how are we gonna find him now?

Alex: hold on guys I got this

Alex: *clears throat*

Alex: A-

Gabriel: *pulling out a knife* what happened

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Alex: My demons are chasing me and they're doing the naruto run

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Gabriel: You going to SawCon?

Dariush: What's the SawCon about?

Gabriel: SawCon deez nuts

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Alex: I'll keep all my emotions right here, and one day, I'll die

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Zhenzhen: What's for dinner?

Dariush: Tonight, I'm serving LOOKS

Gabriel [crying, banging fists on table]: WE HAVEN'T EATEN FOR THREE DAYS!