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Qiu: What the hell are you doing, Gabriel?

Gabriel: Buying music on iTunes?

Qiu: Legally? Oh my god. Pass me the computer.

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Tiazza, proofreading a speech: You meant “stronger” here, right?

Rosalinda: What does it say?

Tiazza: “I’m proud to report that our school is stranger than it was a year ago.”

Rosalinda: That’s clearly a typo.

Tiazza: Could go either way.

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Katherine: Elf and I are so close we even share a toothbrush.

Elf: We what.

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Virginia: Hey can you help me with this zipper?

Ashley: Sure.

Virginia: …

Virginia: Up, Ashley.

Ashley: Right. Sorry.

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Emilie: Am I in trouble?

Teacher: Take a guess.

Emilie: No?

Teacher: Take another guess.

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Zephyr: I’m not like most teens.

Zephyr: I’m 32.

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Katherine: When I was a kid, Amy told me that the paper strips in chocolate kisses were edible, and I ate them with the chocolate, for, like, a year.

Amy: They are!

Katherine: Wait, for real?

Amy: Why would you believe that again?

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Virginia: Portia… Why did you draw a pentagram on the floor?

Portia: You told me to satanize the room before you returned.

Virginia: I said sanitize, Portia.

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Ashley: Why are your tongues purple?

Elf: We had slushies. I had a blue one.

Luis: I had a red one.

Ashley: oh.

Ashley: OH.

Corinth: You drank each other’s slushies?

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Rosalinda: What would you say is your greatest strength?

Gabriel: I’m great at flirting.

Rosalinda: And your weakness?

Gabriel: Those beautiful eyes of yours.

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Teacher: And if you have any suggestions, feel free to put them in the suggestion box.

Mandy: But- that’s just a trash can.

Teacher: It sure is.

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Katherine: Ten years ago, I married my best friend…

Katherine: Amy was pissed but Emilie and I were drunk and thought it was hilarious.

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Claire: What time is it?

Emilie: I don’t know, pass me that saxophone and we’ll find out.

Emilie: *plays sax loudly and extremely out of tune*

Tiazza: WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE SAXOPHONE AT TWO IN THE MORNING?

Emilie: It’s 2am.

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Elf: My doctor told me to eat more Taco Bell.

Elf: Well, actually he said “less McDonalds” but I’m pretty sure I know what he meant.

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Ivar: Damn it, I lost again!

Eileen: Do you want me to leave the room so you can say bad words?

Ivar: Yes, that would be nice.

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Amy, setting down a card: Ace of spades.

Emilie, laying down another: Plus four.

Katherine, doing the same: Pikachu, I choose you.

Claire, trembling: What are we playing-

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Corinth: I’ve never had a friend before.

Portia: I’ll be your friend!

Corinth:

Corinth: I’ve never had a girlfriend before.

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