Incorrect Pokemon Scarlet & Violet Quotes

Heard among the hallyways at Naranja/Uva Academy or across the Paldea region

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Juliana's team:

Crocatoa the Skeledirge

Blitzkrieg the Pawmot

Pharaoh the Espathra

Hercuseas the Palafin

Sugarpop the Tinkaton

Ogerpon

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Florian's Team:

Hecate the Meowscarada

Zuko the Armarouge

Kickback the Lokix

Storm the Kilowattrel

Puppernickel the Dachsbun

Tremor the Garganacl

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Kieran: I’m not your kid brother anymore! Look at me! I’m sixteen years old! Sixteen!

Carmine, still seeing Kieran pre-Indigo Disc:

Kieran: That’s practically an adult, but you still treat me like I’m a little kid!

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His pokéball throw is more passionate than mine… Wait. Was that a gay thought or a jealous thought?

— Kieran, thinking about Florian while preparing to battle him

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Arven: You have to apologize to your brother, Carmine.

Carmine: Fine.

Carmine, to Kieran: Un-fuck you, or whatever.

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Hecate, trying to comfort Puppernickel: What's the problem? Anxiety? Low self-esteem? Obsessive thoughts of random arson? I've been there.

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*Something goes wrong*

Turo: Wait a minute, that's a bad thing!

Sada: Explain to Mommy Sada how bad thing.

Turo: I-I think that-- don't say that.

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Ogerpon: Popon! Ponyo! Popon! Ponyo!

Juliana: Your daughter is awake.

Penny: Before sunrise she's your daughter.

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Nemona: Hey Penny, we're friends now, right?

Penny: Fuck off.

Nemona: The best!

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Juliana: Gee, bro, how come you have two partners?

Florian, holding hands with Kieran and Carmine: I have two hands!

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Juliana, calling Penny from Blueberry Academy: Penny, it’s 1:30 in the morning where you are. Go to bed!

Penny: Shut up! You’re not my mother!

Juliana: Then why do you call me Mommy?

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Bianca: I see you're all dressed up. Got a hot date tonight?

Professor Juniper: No, but my girlfriend does.

Fennel: Excuse me?!

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Penny, pointing: May I sit there?

Juliana: That's my lap.

Penny: That doesn't answer my question, Juls.

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Arven: You're going Christmas caroling.

Penny: Oh, come on! It's so cold out! We'll freeze!

Arven: You're going Christmas caroling.

Juliana: But we'll be bored and miserable!

Arven: You're going Christmas caroling.

Florian: Why do we have to go?

Arven: Because Nemona's making me go.

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Kieran, after Pecharunt tells him its backstory: Cool motive. Still murder.

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Arven: My father may have been a mad scientist, but I still wanted him to love me.

Florian: I too wish for the fatherly love. Will… you be my father, Arven?

Arven: Uh, yeah! Will you be mine, Florian?

Florian: Yes!

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[At a school dance, with some of the teachers and even gym leaders also attending.]

Brassius, going up to Hassel and Tyme: Mind if I cut in?

Tyme: Why certainly.

[She steps aside, letting Brassius get a dance in with Hassel.]

Ryme: Boys will be boys. Whoo!

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[During the events of the Indigo Disk]

Kieran: I’m in control of my own future. And it doesn’t include you.

Florian: Hmm.

[Cut to now, Kieran and Florian are about to trade Applins in the League Club Room]

Kieran: …Well this is awkward.

Florian, smirking: You say something?