[During one of Keinji's training sessions] Keinji: "they call me Keinji because I ken on ji nuts-" Kiro, pressing down his wound: "YOU'RE F*CKING BLEEDING YOU PIECE OF SH-"
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[During one of Keinji's training sessions] Keinji: "they call me Keinji because I ken on ji nuts-" Kiro, pressing down his wound: "YOU'RE F*CKING BLEEDING YOU PIECE OF SH-"
Claire: "sis, if you're alone in a forest. Who'd you rather be stuck with? a man or a bear?" Shorty: "bear, obviously. Men are the worst" Claire: "oh def! I agree" Claire and Shorty: [high fives] [pan to Kiro and Vinnie chilling beside them] Kiro: "what the f*ck Shorty"
Shorty: "Oh honey, I'm not like the other girls~" Shorty: [points gun] "I shoot those that disrespect them <3"
Not really a Question, but i honestly imagine kiro's mom to be Similar to the landlady from kung fu hoste
That would be hilarious lol and would explain a few things
imagine a woman like this
raising two unruly young men that does crazy feats like this
I could see it happening
Keinji: "šHappy New Year, big bro!š"
Kiro: "nothing 'happy' about new years"
Keinji: "...f*cking hell- fine. Neutral New Year, you edgy boring f*ck"
Shorty: "honey, can you take the trash out?"
Vinnie: "anything for you, baby~"
Vinnie: [turns to Kiro] "you heard the woman. Get the f*CK OUT"
Kiro: "F*CK YOU"
Keinji: [sneaks inside the house, tiptoes towards another room]
Kiro: [turns on flashlight and points at Keinji] "Keinji"
Keinji: [softly] "ah s*t"
Kiro: "Where the f*ck have you been? I've been waiting for you for 30 minutes"
Keinji: "I've been... with Nona"
Kiro: [raises eyebrow] "Nona? Nona who-"
Keinji:"NONA YOUR BUSINESS!" [SPRINTS AWAY]
Kiro: [frantically chases him] "you mOTHER F*CKER-"
Kiro: Just stay calm, you already have everything you need to beat him!
Kienji: The power to believe in myself?
Kiro:Ā No, aĀ knife! Stab him!
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(Source: SAO Abridged)
Vinnie: apparently, it's pride month
Shorty: you know what that means
Vinnie: ( ͔° ĶŹ ͔°)
Shorty: ( Ķ”~ ĶŹ ͔°)
Kiro:
Kiro: what
Kiro: Do you want us to sift like ...gay heads??
Kiro: what???????
Vinnie: Do you ever do anything except whine like a little bitch?
Kiro: Sometimes I whine like a BIG bitch!
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Source: Tumblr Anonymous Ask
Vinnie: Hello?
Kiro: Hey, whatās up?
Vinnie: I need your help, can you come here?
Kiro: I canāt. Iām buying clothes.
Vinnie: Alright well, hurry up and come over here.
Kiro: I canāt find them.
Vinnie: What do you mean, you canāt find them?
Kiro: I canāt find them. Thereās only soup.
Vinnie: What do you mean, āThereās only soupā?
Kiro: It means thereās only soup.
Vinnie: Well then get out of the soup aisle!
Kiro: Alright! You donāt have to shout at me!
Kiro: *step* *step* *step*
Kiro: Thereās more soup.
Vinnie: What do you mean, āthereās more soupā?!
Kiro: Thereās just more soup!
Vinnie: Go into the next aisle!
Kiro: Thereās still soup!
Vinnie: Where are you right now?!
Kiro: Iām at soup!
Vinnie: What do you mean, youāre āat soupā?!
Kiro: I mean Iām at soup!
Vinnie: WHAT STORE ARE YOU IN?!
Kiro: Iām at the SOUP STORE!
Vinnie: WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE?!
Kiro: FUCK YOU!
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Source: Code MENT
Vinnie: "let's take a shot, kid!"
Kiro: "... where do you want me to shoot? At the head or??"
Vinnie:
Vinnie: "I meant go out DRINKING, ya buffoon"
Kiro: "If you're dehydrated, get a drink youself. The nearest convenient store is just a few blocks ahead-"
Vinnie: "Oh, foR F*CK'S SAKES-"
[Pre Sift-Renegade, at a restaurant]
Kiro: [staring at his food] "I don't... are you saying a shrimp fried this rice??"
Keinji: [pulling his face down] "no-"
Vinnie: "let's take a shot, kid!"
Kiro: "... where do you want me to shoot? At the head or??"
Vinnie:
Kiro: [in the bathroom] Vinnie: [knocks the door] "you done yet??" Kiro: [startled] "UhhHhhhHHHH" [looks at the tissue holder, realizing it's empty] Kiro: "COME BACK WITH A WARRANT"
Sam Lawrence: [pulls up a photo of Vinnie, Shorty, and Kiro] you know these three? Mafia Goon: know them?? those dang bastards have been terrorizing us all freak'n year!
Vinnie: if you ever think you're safe. Just remember: we are out here... somewhere...