Sift their Heads!

Incorrect quotes for our favorite bounty hunters and mafia characters because tbh there's so much potential to use them for s--tposting

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[During one of Keinji's training sessions] Keinji: "they call me Keinji because I ken on ji nuts-" Kiro, pressing down his wound: "YOU'RE F*CKING BLEEDING YOU PIECE OF SH-"

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Claire: "sis, if you're alone in a forest. Who'd you rather be stuck with? a man or a bear?" Shorty: "bear, obviously. Men are the worst" Claire: "oh def! I agree" Claire and Shorty: [high fives] [pan to Kiro and Vinnie chilling beside them] Kiro: "what the f*ck Shorty"

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Shorty: "Oh honey, I'm not like the other girls~" Shorty: [points gun] "I shoot those that disrespect them <3"

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Not really a Question, but i honestly imagine kiro's mom to be Similar to the landlady from kung fu hoste

That would be hilarious lol and would explain a few things

imagine a woman like this

raising two unruly young men that does crazy feats like this

I could see it happening

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Keinji: "🎉Happy New Year, big bro!🎉"

Kiro: "nothing 'happy' about new years"

Keinji: "...f*cking hell- fine. Neutral New Year, you edgy boring f*ck"

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Shorty: "honey, can you take the trash out?"

Vinnie: "anything for you, baby~"

Vinnie: [turns to Kiro] "you heard the woman. Get the f*CK OUT"

Kiro: "F*CK YOU"

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Keinji: [sneaks inside the house, tiptoes towards another room]

Kiro: [turns on flashlight and points at Keinji] "Keinji"

Keinji: [softly] "ah s*t"

Kiro: "Where the f*ck have you been? I've been waiting for you for 30 minutes"

Keinji: "I've been... with Nona"

Kiro: [raises eyebrow] "Nona? Nona who-"

Keinji:"NONA YOUR BUSINESS!" [SPRINTS AWAY]

Kiro: [frantically chases him] "you mOTHER F*CKER-"

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Kiro: Just stay calm, you already have everything you need to beat him!

Kienji: The power to believe in myself?

Kiro: No, a knife! Stab him!

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(Source: SAO Abridged)

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Vinnie: apparently, it's pride month

Shorty: you know what that means

Vinnie: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Shorty: ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)

Kiro:

Kiro: what

Kiro: Do you want us to sift like ...gay heads??

Kiro: what???????

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Vinnie: Do you ever do anything except whine like a little bitch?

Kiro: Sometimes I whine like a BIG bitch!

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Source: Tumblr Anonymous Ask

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Vinnie: Hello?

Kiro: Hey, what’s up?

Vinnie: I need your help, can you come here?

Kiro: I can’t. I’m buying clothes.

Vinnie: Alright well, hurry up and come over here.

Kiro: I can’t find them.

Vinnie: What do you mean, you can’t find them?

Kiro: I can’t find them. There’s only soup.

Vinnie: What do you mean, “There’s only soup”?

Kiro: It means there’s only soup.

Vinnie: Well then get out of the soup aisle!

Kiro: Alright! You don’t have to shout at me!

Kiro: *step* *step* *step*

Kiro: There’s more soup.

Vinnie: What do you mean, “there’s more soup”?!

Kiro: There’s just more soup!

Vinnie: Go into the next aisle!

Kiro: There’s still soup!

Vinnie: Where are you right now?!

Kiro: I’m at soup!

Vinnie: What do you mean, you’re “at soup”?!

Kiro: I mean I’m at soup!

Vinnie: WHAT STORE ARE YOU IN?!

Kiro: I’m at the SOUP STORE!

Vinnie: WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE?!

Kiro: FUCK YOU!

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Source: Code MENT

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Vinnie: "let's take a shot, kid!"

Kiro: "... where do you want me to shoot? At the head or??"

Vinnie:

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Vinnie: "I meant go out DRINKING, ya buffoon"

Kiro: "If you're dehydrated, get a drink youself. The nearest convenient store is just a few blocks ahead-"

Vinnie: "Oh, foR F*CK'S SAKES-"

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[Pre Sift-Renegade, at a restaurant]

Kiro: [staring at his food] "I don't... are you saying a shrimp fried this rice??"

Keinji: [pulling his face down] "no-"

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Vinnie: "let's take a shot, kid!"

Kiro: "... where do you want me to shoot? At the head or??"

Vinnie:

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Kiro: [in the bathroom] Vinnie: [knocks the door] "you done yet??" Kiro: [startled] "UhhHhhhHHHH" [looks at the tissue holder, realizing it's empty] Kiro: "COME BACK WITH A WARRANT"

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Sam Lawrence: [pulls up a photo of Vinnie, Shorty, and Kiro] you know these three? Mafia Goon: know them?? those dang bastards have been terrorizing us all freak'n year!

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Vinnie: if you ever think you're safe. Just remember: we are out here... somewhere...