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Mod Angsty, she/her. I main Zelda and Cloud | Also has an incorrect Zelda quotes blog, @incorrect-loz-quotes | Please include sources in submissions! And please no graphic/major NSFW submissions.

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(Banjo is writing.)

Banjo: Dear diary, today I couldn’t find my diary, so I’m writing this on both of my Kung Fu Panda 2 DVDs.

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Chrom: Eating my caesar salad with a knife today.

Link: A person of culture, I see.

Chrom: No all my forks are in the dishwasher.

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Shulk: They were headed towards a gloomy spooky house, unaware of the dangers that lurked ahead...

Mythra: Shulk, will you stop?!

Luigi: *laughs nervously* Yeah, cut it out, Shulk!

Shulk: What are you frightened of? It was only a silent movie!

Mythra: Well if the movie was silent, why can't you be?!

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This blog has been very inactive for far too long but I want you all to know that I almost screamed during the Sephiroth reveal

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Pit: You know what? I bet they put the moon far away so we don't eat it.

Toon Link: You can't eat a star, Pit.

Palutena: ...The moon is neither a star nor edible.

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“Rivers...are just fish roads.”

— Eight

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Young Link: Welcome back to me screaming.

(He starts screaming)

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Sometimes I forget sad jokes are only funny on the internet. I told this guy I wished the earth was flat so I could yeet myself off the edge and he just got concerned.

Joker, at some point

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Gosh I need to post more here

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Again I’m so sorry I haven’t posted in a long time so here’s weird Byleth doodles I made because I wanted to

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Link: There is no odd number that doesn’t end with E

Cloud: Seven

Link: Only exception

Cloud: Eleven

Link: Shit wait

Cloud: Thirteen

Link: No stop

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*remembers the dream I had where Sephiroth was in Smash* *starts sweating*

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(Terry sends a picture of his hat)

Terry: What u think of my hat

Solo: I like it

Terry: Was that too forward? Sorry I don’t normally send hat pictures to people

Solo: No you’re fine

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Daisy: Wondering if I will sneeze today

Pit: Keep us posted

Daisy: No. It’s none of your business

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Sorry I haven’t posted in so long take this

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Dark Pit: I JUST SPRAYED DEODORANT IN MY EYES

Toon Link: Why?

Dark Pit: To make my eyeballs smell like Dark Temptation? WHAT DO YOU THINK IT WAS AN ACCIDENT

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Ken, holding a Dairy Queen blizzard upside down: This shit really just doesn’t— I’m just like, in awe, like this shit really don’t come out. Like—

(The blizzard falls out, and Ken gasps.)

Ken:

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA