#oof :p

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*Triple Deluxe, after getting Taranza out from wherever Sectonia blasted him*

Taranza: You saved me. I owe you my life!

Dedede: No thanks, I've seen your life.

[lilythelitten]

*Volume 1, Case 95*

Irratino: You were in love with me?

Logico: Did you think I was crying my eyes out every night over you for fun?

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*Planet Robobot*

Kirby: So, what’s working for Haltmann like?

Susie: Sometimes, the best part of my job is the chair that swivels.

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Hyness: I just learned some very distressing news. Zan Parr told me that she doesn’t do things she wants to do and say because she’s worried how I’ll react.

Francisca: Okay, first of all, it’s not sometimes, it’s always.

Flamberge: Second, it’s not just Zan, it’s everybody.

Zan Partizanne: And third, it’s not news, it’s well-established.

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Dedede: I’m an idiot.

Kirby:

Bandana Dee:

Meta Knight:

Dedede:

Meta Knight: If you’re waiting for us to disagree, this is going to be a long day.

[lilythelitten]

Irratino: I have feelings for you.

Logico: Why? What’s wrong with you? Are you sure you’re okay?

[lilythelitten]

Indigo: Look, I know we got off to a rocky start, but I noticed that you seem kind of stressed lately...

Indigo: So I got you a bath bomb! Apparently, they’re very relaxing, people use them a lot!

Indigo: You just drop it in the tub and give your body a good soak!

Indigo: Don’t forget to plug it into the power outlet though!

Logico:

Logico: This is a toaster.

[lilythelitten]

Agent B: I want to be a caterpillar.

Ripley: Explain.

Agent B: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, wake up beautiful.

Lee: You know they have a lifespan of a week, right?

Agent B:

Agent B: That's just another highlight!