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Runaan: If I died, how much would you miss me?

Ethari: Heh- it’s funny that you think death can get you out of this relationship

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Rayla, over dinner: Why are you staring at me like that?

Callum: Oh! Don’t mind me, I’m just admiring art.

Rayla: I-

Rayla, blushing: Shut up-

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Claudia:Why insult someone when you can say something nice in a very sarcastic tone?

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Callum: Squirrels don’t get married, Ezran-

Ezran: Like you could possibly know that!!

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Rayla: I’m Rayla. I’m good at gymnastics and fighting to the death

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Rayla: Oh, sorry, we’re busy this weekend! We’re going to Soren’s spine party

Runaan: What’s a ‘spine party’?

Rayla: It’s celebrating one year since Soren broke his spine

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Ethari: Why are there stains on the rug?

Rayla: To distract you from the hole in the wall!

Ethari: The what

Runaan: *nervously* what?

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Clock: *Strikes midnight*

Callum, turning to Rayla: Ray- Ypu havnt kisses me at all this year- or even this decade!! How could you??

Rayla: Callum I swear to fuck it’s been thirty seconds since the year changed what is wrong with you....

Callum:

Rayla:

Callum: But-

Rayla: FINE come here you dork *kisses*

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Viren, to Runaan: You’re sentenced to death. You’ll be hung.

Ethari: HE’S ALREADY HUNG

Runaan: Human, unchain me so I can high four my husband.

(Submitted by @nuzgrillcheese)

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(The Royal Court is standing in the throne room surrounding the broken apparatus that makes ‘Hot Brown Morning Potion’) 

Harrow: So… Who broke it? I’m not mad. I just want to know.

Ezran: I did. I broke it-

Harrow: -No. No, you didn’t. Claudia?

Claudia: Don’t look at me. Look at Soren.

Soren: What?! I didn’t break it.

Claudia: Huh. That’s weird. How did you even know it was broken?

Soren: Because it’s sitting right in front of us and it’s broken!

Claudia: Suspicious.

Soren: No, it’s not!

Viren: If it matters, probably not… Opeli was the last one to use it.

Opeli: Liar! I don’t even drink that mud!

Viren: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the laboratory earlier?

Opeli: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Viren!

Ezren: Alright let’s not fight. I broke it, let me be grounded for it, Dad.

Harrow: No. Who broke it?!

Soren: [whispering] Sire, Prince Callum’s been awfully quiet…

Callum Really?!

Soren: Yeah, really!

(Harrow slinks off as they all descend into argument. While he’s feeding Pip he confesses) 

Harrow: I broke it. It burned my hand so I punched it. I predict ten minutes from now, they’ll be at each other’s throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. (glances back at them still arguing) Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

Source: Parks and Rec 

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Viren: Name a yellow fruit.

Soren: ORANGE

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Runnan, bursting into Callum’s room: So you two are having sex!

Callum: Really Rayla? You could have told me, I would have put my book down.

Rayla: I hate both of you

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Runnan: If Ethari thinks he can just bat his pretty little eyes and he’ll get whatever he wants he would be absolutely correct.

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Rayla, T-posing on the kitchen table: Good morning, parental units

Runnan:

Ethari:

Runnan: Good morning, problem child

Ethari: Both of you are idiots.

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Nyx: “Ooooh, look at me! I’m Ryala and I fold my clothes before putting them away!” I bet you chew your food before you swallow it, too.

Rayla: Well... yea?

Nyx: pathetic

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Viren: Enough! How dare you mock me in such a manner!

Rayla: Well, how would you like me to mock you, then? I take requests.

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Aaravos: Hey guys sorry I havnt been posting, I’ve been sick.

Aaravos:

Aaravos: Sick in the head.

Aaravos: I can’t stop thinking about murder