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shelby: I'm a misogynist kaylee we've been over this
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shelby: boo england because patriotism, beans on toast, and hamilton the hit 2015 musical.
kaylee: shelby why do u hate feminism.
shelby: I'm a misogynist kaylee we've been over this
Kaylee: The ship blew up what do I do now
Emma: Perish
Alyssa: drown
Shelby: party!
Kevin: feel the beachy sand between your dawgs
Kaylee: i would rather do anything but that
Shelby: Kaylee doesn’t like sand Kevin we’ve established this. She’s anikan skywalker of this earth
Kaylee: 👊😔 AGDKSHDKDH
Kevin: anakinbskywakler??????
Kaylee: yes. that's me
Greg: the gif jif argument is BS because whenever anyone tries to argue it’s “jif” they type it like J I F to convey the pronunciation like. ur admitting that ‘gif’ wouldn’t naturally be pronounced ‘jif’ 🤬🤬👎 anyways this song bops. 6 FEET TALL AND SUPER STRON-
Alyssa: Reading that was a fever dream
Kaylee: dw he’s really hot and also only a little bit racist 😁😁👍
Alyssa: only a little 🥺
Shelby: GUYS WAKE UO NEW MERGE MANSION LORE JUST DROPPED. the grandma threatened her granddaughters fiancé w some dodgy files and that’s why he left her at the alter
Kaylee: The plot thickens :0
Shelby: i’m actually so invested in this
Emma: Why is the merge mansion grandma like a criminal mastermind
Alyssa: ursula <33333
Emma: Me omw to get good at volleyball so I’m attractive:
Dee Dee: 💪💪💪
Trent: my favorite anime. haiku <3
Angie: <3
Emma: shoutout to when i accidentally wrote girlboss in an essay and had to cross it out a lot
Alyssa: ABFKGJSGDJDG iconic honestly
Alyssa: have to get the train 17 dead 29 injured
Kaylee: ...What-
Alyssa: have to get the train 17 dead 29 injured
Trent: ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Dee Dee: me.
Kaylee: actually i know all the tea 😈😈
Shelby: oH WAIT IT'S TALKING ABOUT TEA LIKE GOSSIP
Kaylee: ... shelby
Shelby: I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST. TEA
Kaylee: shelby. SHELBY.
Shelby: MY BAD OK
Alyssa: AHDKGJSHDKGBS
Nick: U HAV HALLWAYSv?!??????
Alyssa: Every house has a hallway Nicholas
Nick: NO BUT LIKE. LONG HALLWAYS-
Kaylee: This just in: young boy discovers architecture, more at 6
Kaylee: omg couple goals they even have cute contact names like ‘unknown number’ 🥺🥺🥺😩😩🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰
Alyssa: Omg Leah the wilds
Shelby: agdfkhdkkfs
Shelby: Why did we let ballroom dancing die out?
Kevin: Idk bestie. Worst thing humanities ever done 😔🤚
Alyssa: I think there are worse things-
Kevin: Right sorry
Kevin: /j I forgot to add that-
Alyssa: wait no this is where you say "Worst thing humanities ever done 😔🤚" again in like a joking manner-
Kevin: Oh
Kevin: Worst thing humanities ever done 😔🤚 /j
Dee Dee: @ people who text with perfect punctuation and capitalization: you. terrify me
Barry: Boo.
Dee Dee: motherfu-
Alyssa: Shelby is a sexist so true /j
Nick: shelby🤝kevin misogyny
Kaylee: take away the “/j”. it’s canon. shelby is sexist.
Alyssa: Shelby you are not immune to straight white man 😩🙏
Nick: OR what if they’re like counteracting each other. shelby is sexist towards men. misandrist
Emma: ZnnxnNXNSNXNSNX IM-
Kaylee: shelby being the peak of toxic masculinity was not on my 2021 bingo card 🤬🤬
Shelby: :(
Kaylee: wait so shelby's name. isn't the sexist
Alyssa: No
Nick: ?????
Alyssa: It’s the sexiest
Kaylee: huh-
Nick: it’s not??? ohhh
Emma: There’s an i in the word guys-
Kaylee: PHHH BECAUSE THE RAT IS HOT
Nick: mmmmm idk i prefer the sexist
Alyssa: We’re just all illiterate apparently
Kaylee: OK THAG MAKES SO MUCHH MORE SENSE
Nick: shelby = sexist confirmed