it's better than drugs, Jeremy.

intp-t// requests are closed for a while!!!// I love rich goranski with all my heart// also jeremy heere//

[be-more-heidi-hansen]

sup

hello to anyone who still follows me/is active

idk if i ever said this on this account but im theo, he/him

i havent posted on this account in like five years. ill be 21 next month. i started this blog originally ten years ago and have been running it as a fanfic account since i was like 14/15. im glad you guys still enjoy my writing! however i dont rlly write fanfic anymore, at least not ones i think id really post.

just a lil update since. yknow. its been like 5 years

i might come back & periodically check on this blog in case this gets any interaction but i have a different blog now as my main

this sounds incredibly monotone and bland but i kinda dont know what to say, if u read this far thank u and have a good day :)

[zagreus]

Visit Original Link

[zagreus]

my mouth

[usoppsweave]

[soulcalibur]

THE RANGE??

[earths-trying-angel]

i pressed play and continued scrolling as i waited for the audio to load. i immediately forgot i did so, so when this shit started playing, i thought my phone got hacked or something and i started crying.

[downwithneocolonialism]

[barbarianarchy-deactivated20200]

putting big puncture holes (about the size of a penny) in the sidewall (as opposed to the tread) also makes most tires irreparable

valve stems can be replaced but sidewall holes can’t :) the more you know :)

[thatdiabolicalfeminist]

Just a reminder that this is a crime and I'd never advocate for crime on this blog. :) Stay safe out there and don't get caught doing crimes!

[homotology]

Do Not do this y’all spread the word of not doing

[squided]

Spreading this information so you know exactly what not to do.

[tomanto-the-friendly-nb]

Reblogging to let you all know what NOT to do.

[emerinkaaa]

Reblogging again to add this

;) definitely don’t

[be-more-heidi-hansen]

hi

I havent posted what nearly all of you have followed me for in months. I’ve been inactive and unmotivated, and for tgat im really sorry. as soon as summer break starts, i plan to start making a change. this’ll probably be a multi-fandom blog, not just BMC. hell, not even just musicals. I have a peter parker multi chapter I’ve been working on, a criminal minds multi chap, a fantastic beasts one, and a few others. I’m actually posting the spiderman one on ao3! if anyone wants to have my account I’ll link it in another post. I’m getting kinda off topic. anyways, this post was basically just me telling you what plans I had for this account and that I’m sorry for being so terribly inactive. I love u all!!!! have a great day!

[be-more-heidi-hansen]

okay so summer is almost over and I did literally none of this but here's a life update lmao

I moved! I'm in a new town now a and that's been a thing we've been looking forward to for a month or so.

I turned 16!!

I watched some new shows that I actually may write about (the umbrella academy, misfits, haunting of hill house)

I changed my name lmao. I used to go by James and now I'm theo! 👊😌

anyways that's all that's really happened this summer! I'm sorry I haven't written or posted really but we get actual wifi later today so I might post my multichap spiderman fic here later tonight or sometime this week!

[circumcisions-deactivated201401]

sir will you please stop doing the worm your wife is in labor 

[fortooate]

ma'am will you stop being in labor your husband is doing the worm

[sandersstudies]

If you and your partner practice frequent, non-sexual consent, your relationship will be healthier and easier.

“Are you comfortable with me ranting about my day for a few minutes?”

“Oh, this is your poetry? Would it be okay if I read it?”

“Do you mind if I use your phone for a few minutes?”

“Wow, your meal looks awesome. Could I try some?”

It will save a lot of grief, especially in a developing relationship. Eventually, with consistent “yes’s” and “no’s” you can figure out more permanent boundaries and guidelines.

“I need to ask before ranting about my day or taking their food, but my partner is okay with me using their phone whenever. However, my partner does not like me reading their poetry unless they offer first.”

[sandersstudies]

And this goes for friendships too! Even just stuff like “do you mind if I leave this door open?” 

[doomhamster]

…I never fully realized it before but this is a big part of why my relationship with my husband is so conflict-free. Both because him doing this all the time made it easy to trust him, back when we were a new item, and because it helped ME break out of the toxic idea that you should never ask about a partner’s preferences because if you Really Loved Them you should be able to intuit what they want, all the time, about anything. 

[tygermama]

my one son is autistic so I ask ‘hug or no hug?’ I always knock and wait to be acknowledged before opening my sons’ bedroom doors (not just because I respect their privacy but because they’re teenagers and I don’t want to walk in on any personal activities) I don’t go into their rooms without asking I don’t touch their phones without asking (I’ll pick one up to take to them if I find it in another room but I won’t go through it) yesterday, my younger son walked into my room, stopped, said sorry and walked out to the hall and knocked on my door ‘because if I have to knock on his door, he has to knock on mine’ because their trust is important and I want them to know I respect their privacy

[sophygurl]

Consent is not just for sex. Consent is not just for sex. Consent is not just for sex.

[leotheloafus]

!!!!!!!!!!!!! Growing up, there wasn’t a lot of boundaries respected by my parents and it warms my heart to see a re-blogger practicing this with their kiddos 💖 So important for every relationship in life.

[pukicho]

I;m gonna buy one of those crazy 6 foot LED light tubes that they use in movies and I’m gonna use it as a lamp

[pukicho]

i had to fill out a form to order their stupid little fancy six foot light,,, like THATS’ gonna stop me 

[pukicho]

HOOOOO WHAT DID I SAY I WAS GONNA DO???

[cat-hoarder]

Some things puki has in their room:

• Bluetooth speaker

• many boxed card games I think? Is one of them exploding kittens and another cah?

• an Alexa or google home thingy

• screwdriver

• Too Big Headphones

• [Probably] a box of ashes

• Box of hangers

• trash that needs Taken Out

• two (2) rolly chairs (who else lives here that you would need two for?)

• Rad Poster

• Rad Bedsheets

• Is that floss on your bed?

• light saber

[pukicho]

Some corrections:

I’d never own the exploding kittens card game because that shits so vanilla it hurts, every card game down there is pokemon.

Thats not Google home or Alexa, that’s a humidifier.

Those are the best headphones anyone could ever own, dont ever disregard them again.

I like having that much trash on me at all times, it’s the perfect amount of trash.

I have two rolly chairs because it makes it easy for friends to sit next to me on MY rolly chair so we can watch funny YouTube videos on my computer desk.

[bitch-is-for-okay]

@skiinwiicked oh well in that case, carry on

[cat-hoarder]

@bitch-is-for-okay giovanni isn’t taking regards at the moment. perish.

[bitch-is-for-okay]

[cat-hoarder]

rip

[sandandglass]

[dewogong-blog]

I’ve been trying to find this gifset because this is relevant now more than ever.

[bauske]

holy crap Adventure Time

[ancwritingresources]

Resource: Writing a Character with Magical Powers

So you want to write a magical character, but you can’t decide on a power, or you’re not sure of the “laws of magic” and how they apply to your specific story. There are many different magical realms in literature, each with a few different qualifications and “rules,” but when it comes to writing your own, here are some basic guides and outlines to forming your magical world, your magical character, and their powerful capabilities; 

General Advice:

Writing Realistically About Magic

How to Create a Unique Magic System For Your Book

How to Write a Character Using Supernatural Powers

Creative Uses of Magic In Your Fantasy Story

Writing Magical Powers

How to Include Magic In Your Story

About Magical and Mythical Creatures

So You Want to Write a Magical Girl Series

The Definite Rules For Writing Magic 

Sanderson’s Laws of Magic

Monsters and Magic: A Sample Character

A Guide to Writing Magic

How to Write Magic

Choosing a Power:

Tips and Ideas to Make Better More Interesting Powers

The Top 5 Magical Powers in Fantasy Fiction

Magic and Powers

List of Supernatural Powers and Magic

The 30 Coolest Superhero Powers

What Magical Ability Should My Character Have?

Remember, even witches and wizards are human, so you’ll need to spend just as much time developing their internal characterization as you’ll do creating their powers. 

[cat-hoarder]

You guys are breaking my dash please stop

[hustlerose]

Visit Original Link

[charlesoberonn]

The song “Jolene” but the singer never stops describing Jolene, going into more and more details and getting more and more disturbing until you’re not sure what Jolene is except that you’re afraid of her.

[maenadmars]

♪ your teeth are sharp / your mouth agape your claws rend flesh / there’s no escape from the judgement of the Eldritch One, Jolene ♪

[smalltall]

He screams about you in his sleep and when he wakes, does naught but weep in terror, of the one they call Jolene

[butts-for-days]

blackening the summer skies

with burning wings and countless eyes

we tremble at the sight of you, Jolene

[animatedamerican]

♪  we cower here beneath your gaze that sets the earth and sky ablaze have mercy at the end of days, Jolene  ♪

[wolvensnothere]

So, uhh… @unw0man Did That: https://www.patreon.com/posts/27973829

[dracusfyre]

HOLY SHIT THIS WAS COOL

[ramenuzumaki]

Amazing. This is ten thousand year old water trapped inside of a polished quartz crystal.

(Source: 1•2•3)

[sappho1993]

Anne Carson, Plainwater: Essays and Poetry

[edgebug]

sippy…

[epoxyconfetti]

This would be a good chaser for sarcophagus juice.

[gyeomdiary-deactivated20210430]

this is so fucking funny

[sandersstudies]

Y'all really didn’t shut up about High School Musical for five years and then still made fun of theater kids, huh?

[sandersstudies]

Theater kids will really be like “we deserved it.”

No you didn’t. You were passionate about something you liked. Maybe you were loud or pushy or even annoying sometimes, but nobody ever tells a football fan they’re cheering too loud. Nobody tells a basketball player that “maybe they’re a little to into this” when they watch the games on TV and know the names of all the players.

You were a member of one of the most underfunded subjects in the school system: not only an art, but one that exists outside conventional (painted) art and (choral) music, and you probably poured your heart into it and learned some valuable skills along the way.

Theater promotes speaking and communication skills, literary critical theory, as well as hands-on skills like light/sound functionality, basic carpentry, basic sewing skills, and learning to work as a team.

Theater kids, keep doing your thing and be kind to one another, okay?

[cat-hoarder]

bro fuck thomas sanders but youre right

[sandersstudies]

This comment is so fuckin funny I’m dying.

Thank you for putting aside our differences to find common ground between us, Thomas Sanders hater.

[cat-hoarder]

and i love you, random citizen

[be-more-heidi-hansen]

i-

[be-more-heidi-hansen]

im writing a falsettos angst fic rn and as soon as I wrote the sentence "cordelia cries like a baby" I pictured it and now I'm cryingdnf

[be-more-heidi-hansen]

Can I get some Jeremy Heere x reader who sometimes forgets to take care of themselves hcs? I love your work btw omg

thank you!!! also hell yes bc i love jeremy lots n lots uwu hcs under the cut!!

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[lesbian-stu-macher]

THIS IS SO FUCKING CUTE AODJS

[be-more-heidi-hansen]

AKDNKWDMKE TJANKS