Incorrect 3H Quotes

「for shits and giggles」  

[fodlans-most-depressed]

Dimitri: When someone points at your black clothes and asks whose funeral it is, having a look around the room and saying 'Haven’t decided yet' is typically a good response.

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[fodlans-most-depressed]

Original post by @incorrect-three-houses-quotes.

[incorrect-three-houses-quotes]

Felix: Can't you walk yourself home?

Sylvain: If I say I can't, will you take me?

Felix: No.

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Raphael: I thought we're meeting for lunch?

Ignatz: What time is it?

Raphael: Uh, half past I'm hungry.

[incorrect-three-houses-quotes]

Felix: Fight me!

Byleth, eating ice cream: With my tongue?

Felix:

Byleth:

Felix, blushing deeply: Of course not!

[incorrect-three-houses-quotes]

Balthus, seductively: Am I a bad boy?

Holst: Yeah, you’ve been bad.

Balthus, still seductively: Oh yeah? How bad am I?

Holst: You’re a complete nightmare, to be honest.

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Mercedes: So you believe me?

Jeritza: You are the last good person on the face of this miserable planet.

Jeritza: I’d believe cartoon birds made your hair this morning.

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Lorenz, waking up: Wait... Where am I?

Claude, dryly: In heaven.

Lorenz: Oh.

Lorenz: Didn’t think you’d be here.

Claude:

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Ferdinand: I think you don't know much about me at all.

Dorothea: I know enough.

Ferdinand: Just surface level.

Dorothea: I think that's about as deep as this pool goes.

Ferdinand: Wow. And you say I'm rude.

[incorrect-three-houses-quotes]

Hairdresser: How would you like your hair cut?

Felix: Preferably with scissors, but a sword could be badass.

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Claude: Coincidences happen.

Yuri: Yeah, all the time. They just grow on trees like coconuts, waiting for you to walk under them.

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Mercedes: Oh my... There are no snacks left in the kitchen.

Sylvain: What do you mean? I am literally right here!

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Constance: Sorry, but this time I can’t do as you say.

Yuri: What do you mean “this time”?! You’ve never done what I’ve said once since I’ve known you!

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Bernadetta, worriedly looking around: You ever feel like you’re being watched?

Dorothea, fixing her hair in the mirror: All the time. When you look this good, you have to get used to it.

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Leonie: You need to start worrying about your own body. When was the last time you had a carrot?

Lysithea: Well, it's my least favourite type of cake, so... rarely. If I absolutely have to, I'll just eat the frosting.

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Lorenz: When I see really attractive people I just laugh because I know if we lived in the Aztec culture, they'd be the first to get sacrificed for their beauty.

Sylvain: That's one way to cope with not being attractive.

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Jeralt: “Dearest students, a plague has fallen over me. As such, I regret to inform you that I cannot make it to class today. Perhaps not ever-” Kid, you have a cold. You’re not dying.

Byleth: [coughs] Keep going!

Jeralt: “Enjoy what little time you have left-” Okay, now it just sounds like I’m threatening a child!