uncreative shit.

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[berbeluszek]

how to use tumblr

how to use tumblr? 

[lemonpieandthunasandwich]

♡

[derekstilinski]

[whispers] blue….blush..

[loreleyfromouterspace]

Let’s talk about this cause I just realized this

This is Connor in “Waiting for Hank”, sitting like a shy third grader on his first fucking day, anxiously waiting for daddy Hank to show up

And then three (3) days later:

Little shit already flings himself on that desk as if he is in a bloody Oscar Wilde story!

CHARACTERDEVELOPMENT!!!

[highandroid]

Art by ちぐはぐ⭕️ (@johnny_lmd)

[midsleeper]

my redraw reigens from the other day

[the-poop-cruise-from-hell]

a commission for twitter user @ApprCybernetix who proposed to me the idea of genos and saitama in a “lady and the tramp” scenario with ramen instead of noodles and fellas? its gay

[rei-gen]

[jonesie32]

A Soldier and a Marine just testing out their camo.

[this-is-my-life-lacy]

lololololol

[captainkristine]

I’m reblogging this again cause it’s that awesome.

Then there’s the Navy

[letslipthehounds]

I hadn’t seen the Navy one

[sanerontheinside]

That’s the idea

[bunjywunjy]

*walks down the hall and trips over 16 servicemen and a reservist*

[sixpenceee]

“A house I pass on the way to work has this sculpture in its yard. Its about 8 feet tall.”

(Source)

[geostatonary]

“HELLO NEIGHBOR STEVE, I WOULD LIKE TO INVITE YOU TO BARBEQUE ON THE EVE OF THE BLOOD MOON.  I FEEL WE GOT OFF TO A BAD START.”

“NEIGHBOR STEVE, DO YOU NOT WISH TO PARTAKE OF THE UNCLEAN FLESH-MEATS OF PIGS AND THE POLLUTED ESSENCES OF TOMATO?  PERHAPS YOU ARE A CAROLINA STYLE MAN, NEIGHBOR STEVE?”

“PUT THE GUN AWAY NEIGHBOR STEVE, YOU KNOW I SHALL ONLY RISE AGAIN WITH THE DAWNING OF THE MOON.  WE HAVE BEEN THROUGH THIS MANY TIMES.”

“LOOK AT THIS PICTURE MY SON DREW OF YOU AND CHILD TIMMY, YOUR SON.  ARE THEY NOT THE PICTURE OF PACT-MATES?  THIS COULD BE YOU AND ME, NEIGHBOR STEVE.”

“YOU MISSED THE UNHOLY NEXUS OF POWER THAT IS THE KEY TO MY CORPOREAL FORM, NEIGHBOR STEVE.  YOU WILL NEED TO RELOAD NOW, SO I WILL GO INSIDE TO MY HELL-WIFE AND PUT YOU DOWN AS A SOLID ‘MAYBE’.“

[erinnightwalker]

I have the feeling that the families get along great except for Steve. Like, the wives are baking (questionable) brownies together, the kids are playing together, Antler Guy occasionally takes Son and Timmy to school (no car, just carries them in huge swinging strides through a nexus of ungoldly sights in a swirling netherworld shortcut. Sometimes they stop for McDonalds). Hell-wife gave them a potted Audrey Jr., Steve’s wife (who I now christen Sharon) gave them a begonia.

One time Steve tries throwing holy water but all Antler Guy does is thank him, saying that no, Antler Guy isn’t Catholic but it’s the thought that counts, he is so kind to water his creeping deathshade vines regardless.

For Christmas Antler Guy gives Steve a case of ammunition. To be funny/sarcastically mean Steve gets Antler Guy the world’s most hideous Christmas sweater, singing light-up reindeer included. He immediately regrets it because not only does Antler Guy love it and wears it for several months, it will never need batteries because Antler Guy powers it with his own eldritch aura.

When they come back from a holiday to Hawaii, Steve is horrified to find out Sharon bought them matching Hawaiian shirts. He is even more horrified that his wife means it that if he doesn’t wear it he will forever sleep on the couch.

(PSSSST! I wrote a Part 2 of this idea, if you care to look)

(Also a part 3 now, goddamn.)

(And a part 4, because puppies.)

(Part 5, not by me but still awesome.)

(And part 6. Because I read what y’all write, and it makes me smile.)

(Part 7 is up!)

(Part 8 is also not by me, and also awesome!)

(Part 9! a dastardly cliffhanger!)

(Part 10, a piece in 2 parts.)

(Part 10, the second bit.) (Also a really cool AU by another person.)

(Part 11, my sweet and fluffy lord o.O)

(Part 12, because so many enjoy this)

(Also a link to the story on AO3, for those who would rather not scroll for days.)

(Part 13, the end of one phase)

(If you are interested in further Antler Guy news, please go to this post for some info and handy links ^_^)

[rizu-not-risu]

Hello @senseeeeeei @rexamart I would like to invite you to tea on the eve of the blood moon.

[berbeluszek]

@rizu-not-risu I shall arrive in approximately 4h~~

[there-is-still-some-liquor-left]

my mom, turning up “we will rock you”: football babey!

me, internally: straight people think they understand queen which is cute

[there-is-still-some-liquor-left]

it’s gay pride darling

[patthepatpat-deactivated2020051]

Someone just stabbed Gdańsk’s president right in the chest during the biggest charity event in Poland. He was on stage and all the people that came there with kids to watch fireworks and listen to concerts instead saw him almost getting murdered. Rights after the attack that fucker ran around the stage and screamed how he got revange on a political party that the president represented.

Fuck, I was thinking about going there too. WOŚP is a yearly charity that is SO IMPORTANT. Over 27 years they funded insane amounds of hospital equipment that saved a great deal of lives, mostly children.

That’s fucking traumatizing

[ruinedchildhood]

Mulan (1998)

[kanashiba]

Freshman in a class vs Senior in a class (i.e. Hank’s Influence)

[spacedkeys]

woahg

[androidtrash800]

Me, taking screenshots of RK900: You are one handsome son of a bitch.

[thirium-fiction]

D:BH as John Mulaney Gifs

Why not put almost every character in gif form as the most relatable comedian, John Mulaney??

I was bored I apologize but not really. This took forever ngl but it was worth it.

Connor - 

Hank - 

Gavin - 

Markus - 

Carl -

Captain Allen - 

North - 

Josh - 

Simon - 

Kara - 

Luther - 

Alice - 

Ralph - 

Kamski -

Daniel -

RK900 -

Amanda -