Incorrect tottmnt quotes

~Currently closed down~

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INCORRECT QUOTE RULES!!

Absolutely no Tcest, Incest, Pedophilia, NSFW, Pro-shipping

This is a TALES OF THE TMNT blog and I will post incorrect quotes of them (unless I add the other turtles for a fun crossover)

Shipping is allowed as long as there is no sex talk.

Swearing is allowed

In order to post or suggest somthing you have to have the source you got it from, the characters listed, the actual quote (duh)

ASK RULES

Absolutely no Tcest, Incest, Pedophilia, NSFW, Pro-shipping

This is a TALES OF THE TMNT blog and I will post asks only about them (there will be no crossovers with the asks)

Shipping is allowed as long as there is no sex talk

Swearing is allowed

In order to ask somthing you have to tell me the specific turtle you want the question said to

Leo crossover Donnie crossover Raph crossover

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Mikey : A SPIDEEER!!!!!!

Leo: KILL IT! SMASH IT!

Raph: BURN IT!

Mikey : STAB IT! WITH A KNIFE! GET ME THE SHOTGUN!

Donnie: Awww, it’s so cute! Look at it!

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Mikey : So... what’s goin’ on?

Raph: You want the long version or the short version?

Mikey , hesitantly: The short one, I guess?

Raph: Shit’s fucked.

Mikey : Oh. Well, yeah, that’s definitely not an optimal situation.

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not an incorrect quote but a genuine question

would you people also like this to be an ask blogger? Ill still do incorrect quotes and stuff but if you also want to talk to the turtles too you can ask questions to them and stuff.

Do you want this to be an ask blog as well?

Nah, make a separate account

YEAH!

Nope don't do asks at all

Voting ended onNov 21, 2024

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Okay so it does look like the majority of you want this to also be an ask blog too!

For those of you who voted no don't worry it'll have separate tags that you can unfollow if you wish.

As I have said before I will still post incorrect quotes but now I will also do asks.

Please check the masterpost for updates on the rules.

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not an incorrect quote but a genuine question

would you people also like this to be an ask blogger? Ill still do incorrect quotes and stuff but if you also want to talk to the turtles too you can ask questions to them and stuff.

Do you want this to be an ask blog as well?

Nah, make a separate account

YEAH!

Nope don't do asks at all

Voting ended onNov 21, 2024

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Mikey: Are you drinking enough water?

Leo: Sometimes my tears get in my mouth.

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Donnie: I HAVE BEEN BOOPED BY @justmaiidraws Muahahaha

Raph: is that the only time you've been BOOped?

Donnie: .....yes.

Raph: Cool, well I'm at 247

Leo: Ha! 257

Mikey: I've reached the max amount of BOOps.

[justmaiidraws]

Dw Donnie it’s the friends we booped along the way…

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Raph: nah he's just a nerd.

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Donnie: I HAVE BEEN BOOPED BY @justmaiidraws Muahahaha

Raph: is that the only time you've been BOOped?

Donnie: .....yes.

Raph: Cool, well I'm at 247

Leo: Ha! 257

Mikey: I've reached the max amount of BOOps.

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Donnie, *looking at an upcoming BOOp* : Oh my gosh, is this it?

Donnie: Am I gonna get BOOped?

*BOOp gets close to Donnies head then moves to BOOp Mikey*

Mikey, *gets BOOped*: BOOp!

Donnie: WTF?!?

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Donnie: Dear Tumblr,

Donnie: Why do you hate me? I just want to be BOOped.

*Donnie sits and cries in a corner*

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Leo, *has been BOOped*: BOOp!

Raph: What, you good bro?

Donnie: *gasp* He's been BOOped!

Raph: What.

Mikey: the people on Tumblr are BOOping us.

Mikey, *gets BOOped*: BOOp!

Leo, *gets BOOped*: BOOp!

Raph, *gets BOOped*: Ah I see.

Donnie:

Donnie: -I'm not getting BOOped.

Donnie: What did I do to you Tumblr?!

Thank you for the BOOps, but Donnie needs attention

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*it's midnight and Mikey and Donnie are still awake*

Mikey: What finger am I holding up?

Donnie: Middle finger?

Mikey: No, pinky.

Donnie: What finger am I holding up?

Mikey: Middle.

Donnie: Dang it.

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Raph: What is love?

Leo: An emotional minefield.

Donnie: A neurochemical reaction.

Mikey: Baby don't hurt me.

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Raph: We can bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.

Leo: No, that's not how you make cookies.

Donnie: FLOOR IT!!

Raph: How about 4,000,000 degrees for 1 second?!?

Leo: yOU'RE GONNA BURN THE HOUSE DOWN-

Raph: I'M GONNA HARNESS THE POWER OF THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES!

Donnie: DO IT!

Leo : NO-

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Raph: ARE YOU-

Donnie: Fucking.

Raph: KIDDING ME?! YOU-

Donnie: Fucking.

Raph: IDIOT!

Mikey : …What was that?

Donnie: Leo banned Raph from swearing, so I’m helping him out.

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Leo: Which country has the most birds?

Leo: Portu-geese!

Raph: That's a language.

Leo: Portu-gull?

Raph: Good recovery.

Mikey : I think you mean good re-dovery.

Donnie: TURKEY. HOW DID WE MISS TURKEY?

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quote from anonymous!

Bishop: You ruined my programing!

Donnie: You should really consider a career change if you think this, *gestures to the many mechazoids* is a good program!

Bishop: Oh, I'll kill you!

Donnie: ....

Donnie: I support that career. *applause*