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Isen: You into cars?

Blyke: Yes, it was truly a masterpiece of a film.

Isen: No, I mean like are you a car person?

Blyke: ... I'm a human.

#source: tumblr #isen #blyke

Remi: Small creatures are more vicious because their anger has less space to be bottled up in.

Isen: Ridiculous. Give me one example of this.

Blyke: Spiders.

Cecile: Wasps.

Elaine: Chihuahuas.

Arlo: John.

#source: tumblr #remi #isen #blyke #cecile #elaine #arlo #john

Cecile: I'll be the bad cop. You be the good cop.

Isen: Got it.

[later]

Cecile: Tell us who the Joker is, or else.

Isen: Yeah, spill the tea sis!

#source: tumblr #elaine #arlo

Teacher: So, what are all of your powers?

Seraphina: I can reverse time.

Remi: I can manipulate lightening.

Isen: I can pinpoint a perfect target.

Blyke: I can create laser beams.

John: I make good life decisions.

Teacher: That's not really-

Seraphina: No, don't. Don't say anything.

#source: tumblr #remi #john #seraphina #blyke #isen

Blyke: I'm never playing Sims with you again, not after you made an underground torture chamber.

John: What else are you supposed to do with them?

Blyke: TAKE CARE OF THEM?!

John: Unrealistic.

#source: tumblr #john #blyke

John: Seraphina, why are you dressed like an edgelord?

Seraphina: ... This is how I fucking dress everyday, you asshole.

#source: overlord abridged #source: tumblr #john #seraphina

Arlo: So, is this thing between Seraphina and John supposed to be a secret?

Cecile: Hardly. The only people who don't know about Seraphina and John are Seraphina and John.

#source: grey's anatomy #arlo #cecile #john #seraphina

Elaine: So, what do we say when life disappoints us?

John & Serphina at the same time: Called it.

Elaine: NO-

#source: tumblr #elaine #john #seraphina

John: Bitch.

Arlo: Blocked.

John: Wait, unblock me, I need to tell you something.

Arlo: Unblocked.

John: Bitch.

#source: tumblr #arlo #john

Arlo: No weapon forged by mortal hands can slay me!

John: [throws a rock]

#source: tumblr #arlo #john

Isen: Why didn't you tell me that this could've killed me!

Remi: I figured that if I told you, you wouldn't wanna do it.

Isen: That's a terrible thing to say, Remi! You're right, of course... but it's still a terrible thing to say!

#source: the real ghostbusters #isen #remi

Arlo: You don't need a license to fly a hot air balloon.

John: Even if I did, who's gonna stop me? Balloon cops?

#arlo #john #source: tumblr

Seraphina: Treat spiders the way you want to be treated.

John: Killed without hesitation.

#source: tumblr #seraphina #john

Remi: Look! I got us a puppy!

Blyke: You literally went out to get milk-

Remi: But he's so cute!

Isen: We have 23 dogs!

#source: unknown #remi #blyke #isen

Seraphina: How do you feel about children?

John: Um, they're okay, I guess. I mean, if I saw one, I wouldn't throw a rock at him.

Seraphina: Why would you throw a rock at a child?

John: I just said I wouldn't.

#source: the big bang theory #john #seraphina

Arlo: This is no time for your shenanigans!

Remi: It was a single shenanigan. Technically more of a hijink.

#arlo #remi #source: psych

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